I went to the supermarket and bought...

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

sour cream

 

[D_Teasdale Tittithorne]

meyer lemon

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

nipple

(you know, for a baby bottle)

 

[jjsjr]

(oh sure..... a bottle.)

Energizer battery

 

[8wayup]

Barbados Rum

 

[crescendo69]

Mrs. Winner's Frozen Pie Crust

 

[jjsjr]

Tortellini

 

[hardcockcafe]

italian sauce

 

[bigboy9239]

a ham....

 

[hardcockcafe]

mop

 

[Mandee]

Pepperoni pizza

 

[hardcockcafe]

acne solution

 

[crescendo69]

Neosporin

 

[hardcockcafe]

nicotine gum

 

[HazelGod]

Milf...er, milk!

 

[Mandee]

Kit-kat

 

[hardcockcafe]

tartar sauce

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

Eclairs

 

[D_Teasdale Tittithorne]

Sex (There was a prostitute in front of me in the checkout line)

 

[D_percypenguin]

XO Sauce