I went to the supermarket and bought...

[B_Coconutz]

eggplant

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Twizzlers

 

[MrToolhung]

Cheese - provolone to be specific.

 

[parchissi]

EzzyClean

 

[Catchoftheday]

Nice big jam tart

 

[ladristo]

Tortilla

 

[parchissi]

Abalone

 

[fratpack]

eggs

 

[dude_007]

A tuna taco, DingDongs, a box of condoms and some Vaseline

 

[parchissi]

Extra Strength Mouth Wash

 

[fratpack]

hash browns

 

[parchissi]

sandalwood incense

 

[fratpack]

elixir of love

 

[parchissi]

Egg-in-the-hole

 

[dude_007]

Personal lubricant, a blindfold, handcuffs, nylon stockings and some lipstick

 

[D_Ted Riding Hooded]

Kite

 

[fratpack]

excederin

 

[eddie63]

Nipple Ring

 

[Daichii]

Ginger

 

[dude_007]

A live lobster, adult diapers, a pacifier, hair remover, a black dress and a box of cigars