I went to the supermarket and bought...

[Daichii]

Eggs

 

[abcpc]

Sausages :wink:

 

[D_Dr_Kia_Vorkian]

Salt

 

[hockeyguy741]

tobasco

 

[Daichii]

Octopus

 

[parchissi]

silk handkerchief

 

[zp28]

frozen french fries

 

[fratpack]

smoked gouda

 

[Russ311]

anchovies

 

[fratpack]

salmon

 

[parchissi]

nasal spray

 

[tommiet]

Yellow Extra Large Condom

 

[fratpack]

moet chandon

 

[B_Hung Jon]

Kettle chips

 

[Daichii]

Stella Artois

 

[parchissi]

Smoked Eel

 

[Russ311]

Limoncello

 

[fratpack]

ostrich eggs

 

[parchissi]

soap

 

[fratpack]

plum sauce