I went to the supermarket and bought...

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Penis extender

 

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extra virgin olive oil

 

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Rectal thermometer

 

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No "C" at the end of cream there, bro.
Noodle soup.

Dang, I'm getting old. Before you know it, I'll be going to the store with my blinkers on.

 

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thimble

 

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Eye glasses

 

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sassafras tea

 

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Apple sauce

 

[Bangbro]

Endives

 

[fratpack]

sandwich bag

 

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Glasses

 

[Bangbro]

Stuffed shrimp

 

[185248]

PawPaw

 

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weed killer

 

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Rat poison.

 

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nachos

 

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Sweet potato

 

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Orange

 

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everready battery

 

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ice plant