I went to the supermarket and bought...

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new potatoes

 

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Sour Pickle

 

[spoon]

Eggo Waffles

 

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Scungilli

 

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Ice cream

 

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maize

 

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Everready batteries

 

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strawberries

 

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screwdrivers

 

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Screws

Guess Chuck had a screw loose....

 

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Screws

Guess Chuck had a screw loose....

staple gun.
And i honestly thought you were the only one with a screw loose; they must have wanted to throw you back in your cell afterward.

 

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Neoprene

Lost my screws, and my marbles.

 

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soda

 

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apple

 

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edaname

 

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Elk steak

 

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kerosene

 

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earthworms

 

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Sunflower Seed

 

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dandelions