I went to the supermarket and bought...

[589189]

Gherkins

 

[D_Malcolm_MacPudd]

Sasquatch tears (for the gypsy)

 

[Hoss]

Scrotum wax

 

[D_Fergus_Fearsomegas]

ass polish

 

[zp28]

ham

 

[D_Fergus_Fearsomegas]

eggs

 

[dude_007]

sex

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Xanthium gum

 

[D_Fergus_Fearsomegas]

purple grapes

 

[meningreentights]

Kaboon No Drip Foam

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Kaboon No Drip Foam

There's no 'K' at the end of grapes.
Maple syrup.

 

[Hoss]

pistachio ice cream

 

[Matt_x]

M&M's

 

[rickygNOLA]

Scotch

 

[185248]

Haberdashery items

 

[fratpack]

Sunflower seeds

 

[Hoss]

safflower oil

 

[D_Malcolm_MacPudd]

Lexington Steel's world famous chili

 

[fratpack]

Ice cream

 

[Reg]

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