I went to the supermarket and bought...

[spoon]

moon pie

 

[Hoss]

experimental drug infused corn

 

[mallak]

nachos

 

[Hoss]

soap

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Pretzels

 

[mallak]

schefflera arboricola

 

[pbmonkey]

twine

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

twine

There's no 'T' at the end of arboricola, banana brain.
Escargot

 

[mallak]

tuna

 

[Hoss]

arrowroot

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Texas Toast

 

[mallak]

trashy novel

 

[GirlyMan]

Lovely ......None of the above!....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

trashy novel

Lard

 

[mallak]

Dijonnaise

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

egg whites

 

[mallak]

sprite

 

[fluffychocolate]

Eggos!

 

[mallak]

sole

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

elixir of nitrate