I went to the supermarket and bought...

[Novaboy]

Alaskan King Crab

 

[hockeyguy741]

bacon

 

[B_Hung Jon]

avocados

 

[68306]

Stormproof Lighter

 

[gladsoul]

rustproof dildo

 

[Novaboy]

oreos

 

[Teague]

spinach

 

[Novaboy]

hostess ho ho's

 

[hockeyguy741]

salsa

 

[beretta8]

Air freshener

 

[hockeyguy741]

radishes

 

[beretta8]

spinach

 

[hungtoomuch]

schlong's

 

[hockeyguy741]

spinach

 

[beretta8]

hooch

 

[hockeyguy741]

hot cross buns

 

[beretta8]

steak

 

[hockeyguy741]

kit kat chocolate bars

 

[B_Hung Jon]

cashews

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Rice pudding, mixed nuts, fettucine.