I went to the supermarket and bought...

[deleted848353]

I was posting before YOU did, little miss silly who needs a goosing.

i got there first

 

[french_toast]

Wow, you guys are flooding the fun forums ! Shame on you

Sleeping bag

 

[deleted848353]

gelatine

 

[french_toast]

Elastic band

 

[deleted848353]

donuts

 

[french_toast]

Stringy cheese

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Silly string

 

[GirlyMan]

Stupid shit!
..lol

 

[GirlyMan]

Stringy cheese

Edge shaving cream!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Macadamia nuts

 

[GirlyMan]

Nutty Buddy

 

[fluffychocolate]

Brillo pads

 

[GirlyMan]

Sage

 

[fluffychocolate]

Eraser

 

[1g5463]

Rulers

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

i got there first

Oh, gonna try and hoist me by own petard, are-we?
Methinks NOT.

Salisbury steaks

 

[zp28]

soup

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

pretzels

 

[GirlyMan]

Salami

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Shredded Wheat
After being caught stealing a box of Shredded Wheat, the Jewel supermarket security guard said I "lacked moral fiber."

Oh, I beg to differ. I eat three every morning and shit like a champ.