I went to the supermarket and bought...

[zp28]

potatoes

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Strudel

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Electric dildo remover

This sounds like an item you'd find at the flea market

 

[Hoss]

Strudel

Lava soap

 

[bigboy9239]

Petri Dish....

 

[eddie63]

Honey Glazed Ham

 

[Hoss]

Malted milk balls in wxtra large container

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Rectal thermometer

 

[bigboy9239]

Rectal embalmer.....(my super market has EVERYTHING!)

 

[Hoss]

Rolling pin

(To whomp bb on the head)

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Napkins

 

[Hoss]

Soy beans

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

string cheese

 

[bigboy9239]

such hostility.....its sad....but then again,.....I bought an electric toaster....so there!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

such hostility.....its sad....but then again,.....I bought an electric toaster....so there!

What hostility is your WD40 addled mind burbling about NOW, BB?
Raisin Bread

 

[bigboy9239]

Diarrhea medicine

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Diarrhea medicine

(No doubt your brain laxative)
Eggnog mix

 

[Timexxx]

Eww Elmer's glue

 

[bigboy9239]

(No doubt your brain laxative)
Eggnog mix

Xenon flavored ass cookies

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Eww Elmer's glue

There's no 'x' in Elmer's Glue, and "eww" is an expression.
Electric toothbrush