I went to the supermarket and bought...

[999825]

A 10" long, flaccid, with 8.5" + girth. I immediately created an account at LSPG.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

A 10" long, flaccid, with 8.5" + girth. I immediately created an account at LSPG.

Interesting , but this doesn't sound like something you'd find in A&P.
Likewise there's no A in nutrisweet.
Picking up from nutrisweet,
Tin foil

 

[999825]

In that case....

Bread. French to be exact.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

In that case....

Bread. French to be exact.

So where do you see a B in tin foil?
Leg of lamb

 

[lafever]

Broccoli tots

 

[Matt_x]

Smuckers

 

[chicagosam]

Stamps

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Stromboli

 

[185248]

indigestion tablets

 

[chicagosam]

Sanitizer

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Rice

 

[MadameGautreau]

Tomatoes

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Tomatoes

Uh, sweetie, there's no T at the end of Rice.
Salisbury Steaks

 

[Hoss]

sugar substitute

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Egg salad sandwich

 

[Hoss]

Hasenfeffer

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Refried beans

 

[chicagosam]

Tomatoes

Sauerbraten

 

[eddie63]

Nylons

 

[chicagosam]

Silly putty