I will beat your ass.

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  1. B_Hickboy

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    Beating - $1000 for first five minutes, $100 per minute afterwards
    Beating with fists - $1500 for first five minutes, $150 for each minute afterwards.
    In front of family - Add $500

    Will travel. Client to pay all associated expenses. Arrangements will be finalized after monies are deposited to my Paypal account.

    I will beat your ass. Not gonna permanently fuck your shit up, but I will put a hurtin' on you for sure.

    WHO YOU CALLIN' FAT?
     
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    One question, is there a multi-family discount?
     
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    I'll push you down the stairs for free. :)
     
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    My ass is a fast one you will have to go reaaly quick to beat him
     
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    Leave my donkey alone! He's done nothing to deserve a beating.
     
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    That's the one. Block planes and all.
     
    #7 B_Hickboy, Jan 21, 2012
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