Price list: Beating - $1000 for first five minutes, $100 per minute afterwards Beating with fists - $1500 for first five minutes, $150 for each minute afterwards. In front of family - Add $500 Will travel. Client to pay all associated expenses. Arrangements will be finalized after monies are deposited to my Paypal account. I will beat your ass. Not gonna permanently fuck your shit up, but I will put a hurtin' on you for sure. WHO YOU CALLIN' FAT?