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Sing to the tune of "I will survive"
I will survive .......
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I
grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking deep inside those Jeans!
Go on now - go!
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you just a loser to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't really count??!!
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!
Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!
Hey! Hey!
I will survive .......
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I
grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking deep inside those Jeans!
Go on now - go!
Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you just a loser to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't really count??!!
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!
Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!
Hey! Hey!