I will survive....

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by natcorbet, Dec 16, 2008.

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How funny....

Poll closed Dec 21, 2008.
  1. Very

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  2. A Bit

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  1. natcorbet

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    Sing to the tune of "I will survive"

    I will survive .......
    At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
    But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I
    grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
    But there you are, another lie,
    I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
    I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
    Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking deep inside those Jeans!
    Go on now - go!
    Walk out the door,
    Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
    Weren't you just a loser to think I wouldn't find you out!?
    Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't really count??!!

    I will survive! I will survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive!
    Hey! Hey!

    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
    little wiener standing tall and proud!
    But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
    saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!

    I will survive! I will survive!
    Cuz as long as I have batteries, my sex life's gonna thrive!
    I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
    I will survive! I will survive!
    Hey! Hey!
     
  2. beretta8

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    Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

    roflmao!
     
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