I Will Survive

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  1. geek0

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    New lyrics to a well known song :biggrin1:

    SING IT GIRLS!!!!!!





    At first I was afraid, I was petrified.


    When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!


    But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that


    I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...


    But there you are, another lie,


    I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!


    I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream


    Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those


    Jeans!





    Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,


    Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!


    Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?


    Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!


    [Chorus]


    I will survive! I will survive!


    Cuz as long as I have batteries,


    My sex life's gonna thrive!


    I will always have good sex,


    With a handful of latex!


    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


    It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,


    When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!


    But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,


    Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


    [Chorus]


    I will survive! I will survive!


    Cuz as long as I have batteries,


    My sex life's gonna thrive!


    I will always have good sex,


    With a handful of latex!


    I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
     
  2. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Haha. That's awesome.
     
  3. Gillette

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    Even the cadence is perfect.

    I love it.
     
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    Bravo; well done.
     
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    Give that woman a contract! LOL! I loved it. I have been waiting for someone else to come up with some more adapted song lyrics. A while back I and another member made "How Deep is your Love" the LPSG group song! LOL! I also had an epiphany when watching "Showboat" the other night from the words of "My man Bill" I think I will start a new thread. called "Maim that tune! " just for the likes of this. THis was wonderful! LOL! I need something to laugh about around here, doggone it! LOL!
     
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    Groan... LOL
     
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    YOu are just jealous because you didnt think of it first! admit the truth and let God love you! LOL! :biggrin1:
     
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    God loves me anyway :biggrin1:
     
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    That was lame. But yes he does Grrrrrrrrr. I can see your Eddie Haskell grin right now! :mad:
     
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    where do you think Quantrell got his moves?
     
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    So you readily admit ? Jesus loves you ,baby! :biggrin1:
     
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    Jesus loves me, this I know... :wink:
     
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    Self delusion tells you so...:biggrin1:
     
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    OK GEEK, you definitely have outdone yourself!!!!!
     
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    Awesome, Funny, Perfect! I LOVE IT! I am going to e-mail it to all my girlfriends and gay friends and credit you, as the lyricist, geek0.

     
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