I Will Survive

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New lyrics to a well known song :biggrin1:

SING IT GIRLS!!!!!!





At first I was afraid, I was petrified.


When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!


But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that


I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...


But there you are, another lie,


I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!


I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream


Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those


Jeans!





Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,


Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!


Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?


Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!


[Chorus]


I will survive! I will survive!


Cuz as long as I have batteries,


My sex life's gonna thrive!


I will always have good sex,


With a handful of latex!


I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,


When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!


But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,


Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


[Chorus]


I will survive! I will survive!


Cuz as long as I have batteries,


My sex life's gonna thrive!


I will always have good sex,


With a handful of latex!


I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
 

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Give that woman a contract! LOL! I loved it. I have been waiting for someone else to come up with some more adapted song lyrics. A while back I and another member made "How Deep is your Love" the LPSG group song! LOL! I also had an epiphany when watching "Showboat" the other night from the words of "My man Bill" I think I will start a new thread. called "Maim that tune! " just for the likes of this. THis was wonderful! LOL! I need something to laugh about around here, doggone it! LOL!
 

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Awesome, Funny, Perfect! I LOVE IT! I am going to e-mail it to all my girlfriends and gay friends and credit you, as the lyricist, geek0.

New lyrics to a well known song :biggrin1:
SING IT GIRLS!!!!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.


When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!


But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that


I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...


But there you are, another lie,


I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!


I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream


Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those


Jeans!





Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,


Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!


Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?


Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!


[Chorus]


I will survive! I will survive!


Cuz as long as I have batteries,


My sex life's gonna thrive!


I will always have good sex,


With a handful of latex!


I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,


When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!


But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,


Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


[Chorus]


I will survive! I will survive!


Cuz as long as I have batteries,


My sex life's gonna thrive!


I will always have good sex,


With a handful of latex!


I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!