I wish my penis was like that...

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A coworker gave me a banana today. It is perfectly straight and over 7 inches long. I can't stop looking at it and wishing that my penis was the length and width of this banana. It is maddening. I am going to have to put this piece of fruit into my drawer just so that I can focus on my work.

Has something like this ever happened to anyone? Do you ever see an object that you just wish your penis resembled?
 
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A coworker gave me a banana today. It is perfectly straight and over 7 inches long. I can't stop looking at it and wishing that my penis was the length and width of this banana. It is maddening. I am going to have to put this piece of fruit into my drawer just so that I can focus on my work.

Has something like this ever happened to anyone? Do you ever see an object that you just wish your penis resembled?

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A coworker gave me a banana today. It is perfectly straight and over 7 inches long. I can't stop looking at it and wishing that my penis was the length and width of this banana. It is maddening. I am going to have to put this piece of fruit into my drawer just so that I can focus on my work.

Has something like this ever happened to anyone? Do you ever see an object that you just wish your penis resembled?

Thanks for the comic relief of the day Wally ;)
 
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A coworker gave me a banana today. It is perfectly straight and over 7 inches long. I can't stop looking at it and wishing that my penis was the length and width of this banana. It is maddening. I am going to have to put this piece of fruit into my drawer just so that I can focus on my work.

Has something like this ever happened to anyone? Do you ever see an object that you just wish your penis resembled?

There's a doctor in BeveryHills that can or could help you out. A radio station over in Cali does videos as well. THey had a session/interview with said doctor and one of his patients. Patient was 4" flaccid and after surgery which only takes 45 minutes is now 7" flaccid. VJs were there to witness this viewing as they blurbed out his dick shot on the video. Everyone seemed quite impressed! But know you wally. You prolly have to 2nd 3rd mortgage your house to get what you want.
There is another doctor who does this as well. Helping a patient get his dick to a nice girthy 8" so he can wreck his wife's pussy, so to speak lol
 
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Yeah but if your dick was like a perfect banana? Few days later it starts to bruise and gets all soft and mushy. Then it turns black and gets turned in banana nut bread or tossed aside. Who wants ther dick made into a sweet bread or tossed in the trash?
 

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Yeah but if your dick was like a perfect banana? Few days later it starts to bruise and gets all soft and mushy. Then it turns black and gets turned in banana nut bread or tossed aside. Who wants ther dick made into a sweet bread or tossed in the trash?

Better to be hung for a few days then dickless for life than to be a Small.
 

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I ate the banana. After peeling it and taking a few bites I found it less intimidating.

It is sad though that even something simple like a banana can be the picture of masculinity and more of a man than any Small.
 

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I had a jerk off buddy and we would do each other. The I bought a car with a stick shift on the center console. It felt exactly like his cock. It was amazing. Every time I shifted gears, I thought of his cock (until I traded in the car in a couple of years). He agreed, thinking the shifter felt like his cock, too.
 

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I had a jerk off buddy and we would do each other. The I bought a car with a stick shift on the center console. It felt exactly like his cock. It was amazing. Every time I shifted gears, I thought of his cock (until I traded in the car in a couple of years). He agreed, thinking the shifter felt like his cock, too.
why is this kind of hot lol
 

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A coworker gave me a banana today. It is perfectly straight and over 7 inches long. I can't stop looking at it and wishing that my penis was the length and width of this banana. It is maddening. I am going to have to put this piece of fruit into my drawer just so that I can focus on my work.

Has something like this ever happened to anyone? Do you ever see an object that you just wish your penis resembled?

Yes. I’ve done that. Especially while masturbating, it’s happened. More of a fantasy tho