I wish my tongue could reach the G spot.

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  1. Drifterwood

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    Sorry my mind was wandering.

    Anyone know any good tongue jelqing techniques? :biggrin1:
     
  2. ManlyBanisters

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    Sweetheart, if your tongue could reach the g-spot I'd be over in the land of your fathers before anyone here could say 'bon voyage'.

    Tongue 'jelqing' I can't help you with - tongue strengthening is a matter of exercise, like any other muscle. I've only ever actually dated one girl for any length of time and she was very hard to make cum - she needed hard, direct, prolongued clit stimulation and she much preferred tongue to fingers. As a result I found my tongue got cramps (!). I found drinking very thick milkshake a good exercise - or even simulating that action, when I got sick of bloody milkshake. That and curling & stretching said muscle can make a reasonable stamina improvement.

    You still won't reach the g-spot tho' - a shame for all involved, I'm sure.
     
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    I dunno' - can you drink really fast...like can you Chug down cum? cause I gotta tell you, if your tongue can reach my g spot, you better drink quick or wear a raincoat.

    xx
    Honey
     
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    Oh Lord - I was trying to work. Now all I can think about is going down on your pussy :nana: :lew:
     
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    I know people who have made their tongues faster. I know people who've made their tongues stronger. If your tongue gets longer, I want to know! :eek: (Best of luck with that. Seriously.)
     
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    I've thought about this also. I can reach the g-spot with my finger and that's just less than 4 inches. I don't think my tongue is long enough :mad: I wonder if I could fit part of my lower jaw into a woman that is big enough to be fisted. Then maybe I could reach with my tongue.
     
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    Have you tried sticking it in a vacuum cleaner hose yet? ;) As far as jelquing goes, at least your tongue makes its own lube.
     
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    All I could think about when you said that was "Gene Simmons"

    But yeah I guarantee a lot of girls would be all over you, not that thats a bad thing. However... it gets to a point where its just a pain in the ass especially if you dont like going down... Wait this about your tongue? lol.
     
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    My tongue is pretty long...like Gene Simmons.
    I wonder if I can hit the G-Spot with it...
     
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    Ever consider a prosthetic tongue? :tongue:
     
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    Hehehe.

    Some sex toy manufacturer makes a ridiculously long "tongue" vibrator. I have seen it before. I thought that that was the most outrageous thing I have ever seen.
     
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    i can lick my own nose about half way up, and i've never been able to do it. can't say i've tried to hard though.
     
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    I can also touch my nose with my tongue, but I don't think I can hit a G-spot. Usually I just use my finger and my tongue at the same time.

    I don't know about jelquing, but for practice you can also use 1/2 a cantaloupe and a cashew.
     
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    I've got a pretty big tongue and my girlfriend has a very easy to find G-spot (it has a very different rough/ribbed/bumpy texture, far more noticable than most), I can definately get to this with the tip of my tongue. Maybe her G-spot isn't very deep. Does she like it?, hard to say, by the time i'm really eating her she's usually begging to be fucked. That's not a brag by the way, I love the taste of pussy (several women i've known have only been able to cum from oral), especially hers with it's large pink clit above her neat but wonderfully fleshy black lips but a rarely get to taste it for more than a minute or two :(
     
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    Well uhh last night I went home with a girl from the movies. And that was an insannnnneeeely sexual night... holy crap I forgot what being single feels like. but anyways...

    I got to her house and I decided to go down on her and I am guaranteeing I hit her G Spot with my tongue because I would pull it to where I normally would go down on a girl and then I decided to try to go as far as I could with my tongue and she had an insta-gasm. So Im assuming I hit something, whether it be the Gspot or not lol.
     
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    my hygentist said i had the strongest tounge she ever has to fight with hehehe if that means anything
     
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    I often stuff my mouth with socks just to impress a girl!!!
     
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