I Wore A Skimpy Outfit For The Fed Ex Driver. Anyone Ever Do This?

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I know it's the stuff of fiction, but thought I'd try it.

I've seen the Fed Ex guy twice and had some casual conversation. I had another order and decided to get skimpy. I wore jean cut off short shorts. It's the type that are so short that the inner pockets are exposed. My ass was covered, but tiptoeing would reveal cheek.

I also wore a yellow midriff. Capped it off with white socks and tennis shoes. Oh, had a black thong.

How disappointing. Not sure if he was in a hurry, but he just had me sign for the package. He did smile when leaving but I was so nervous that I couldn't get any words out. Not even a casual conversation. I need to work on flirting skills!
 

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I know it's the stuff of fiction, but thought I'd try it.

I've seen the Fed Ex guy twice and had some casual conversation. I had another order and decided to get skimpy. I wore jean cut off short shorts. It's the type that are so short that the inner pockets are exposed. My ass was covered, but tiptoeing would reveal cheek.

I also wore a yellow midriff. Capped it off with white socks and tennis shoes. Oh, had a black thong.

How disappointing. Not sure if he was in a hurry, but he just had me sign for the package. He did smile when leaving but I was so nervous that I couldn't get any words out. Not even a casual conversation. I need to work on flirting skills!

I give you props for the effort! If you don't put the goods on display how would anyone know they are available? The trick with Fed Ex and UPS guys is they are ALWAYS in a hurry. Their scanner tracks where they are and how long they are there. The goal is always secure or drop the package and run like hell to the next one. There's a high likelihood he is straight - 9 out of 10 guys claim to be, but I've found its always worth looking into. Hope you have better luck next time.
 

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I always wear gym shorts (freeball) that shows off my bulge real well, along with a neoprene cock ring, anytime I know I am going to have a workman or delivery guy coming to my place. In a few cases it has worked and i have gotten to blow him or have him fuk me. Most of the time they are in too much of a hurry to play, especially the delivery guys like FedEx and UPS.
 

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Yeah, delivery drivers never have time to play. I cannot imagine that they would risk their job for a little fun. Food delivery drivers usually have a less strict schedule. You are more likely to get them to play.
 

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Yeah sounds like a porn script. Something like that is always going to be a low percentage play.