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If given the ability what is one thing you would change about the world?

This isn’t a serious thread but really just a fun thing you would change. I’ll start.

I would change that all lanes in an expressway have separate speed limits so slow pokes have their own lane.
 

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I would make it so that everyone freaking out about holiday shopping had to keep that shit to themselves.

It's bad enough you're stressed out about the nonsense that is gifting on Christmas, don't try to force *me* to stress over it too. I'm not the one making you waste money on a tradition that I don't celebrate.

("You" being people who insist on complaining about needing to go gift shopping at all.. not you personally OP) :blush:
 

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I would make it so that everyone freaking out about holiday shopping had to keep that shit to themselves.

It's bad enough you're stressed out about the nonsense that is gifting on Christmas, don't try to force *me* to stress over it too. I'm not the one making you waste money on a tradition that I don't celebrate.

("You" being people who insist on complaining about needing to go gift shopping at all.. not you personally OP) :blush:
I would change that if someone throws a punch on Black Friday they would not be allowed participate in Black Froday for 5 years.
 

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Awesome people would get a base salary just for being awesome. Work income would just be icing on the cake.

Jerks would have to slog it through, work evenings and weekends.
Someone who can answer sarcasm with sarcasm and not get upset get a HUGE BONUS
 
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I would like Hot Fudge Sandae to be good for you and no calories!!
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Emotional and Mental health would be seen as legitimate and import as physical health.

Politicians would have live at the country's median income level. And pay for their own healthcare.

Also, three day weekends.


When we get to do 3 day weekends over the summer, morale improves SO MUCH

Gives you a day to get all the must do shit done, a day to be social/have fun plans if need be, a day to be a total couch or bed potato
 
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I would change that all chicken wings come in 12 and 24. This 5-10-15-20 non-sense sucks.
 

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I would change people who say Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican. No shit, I just had a craving for Taco Bell... back off.
 
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I would change people who say Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican. No shit, I just had a craving for Taco Bell... back off.


When I hear this from others, I just calmly say "Taco Bell hits a niche market, and what can I say, maybe it's not authentic, but does it have to be?"

While giving them a cold dead stare

I LOVE me some Taco Bell when I'm in the mood for it. SO easy to make a customization. No beef? No prob -- sub beans. And all the sauces.

People who rag on my once a week Taco Bell love fest can kiss my ass
 
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When I hear this from others, I just calmly say "Taco Bell hits a niche market, and what can I say, maybe it's not authentic, but does it have to be?"

While giving them a cold dead stare

I LOVE me some Taco Bell when I'm in the mood for it. SO easy to make a customization. No beef? No prob -- sub beans. And all the sauces.

People who rag on my once a week Taco Bell love fest can kiss my ass

I think part of it is that people sometimes want to sound smarter than they actually are; so they BS and try to sound more original.
 
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When I hear this from others, I just calmly say "Taco Bell hits a niche market, and what can I say, maybe it's not authentic, but does it have to be?"

While giving them a cold dead stare

I LOVE me some Taco Bell when I'm in the mood for it. SO easy to make a customization. No beef? No prob -- sub beans. And all the sauces.

People who rag on my once a week Taco Bell love fest can kiss my ass
I said, “I want Taco Bell - I didn’t say I wanted Mexican.” Geez, if I wanted a food lecture I’d hit up a video by my beloved Alton Brown. I know what I want.