I would change that if someone throws a punch on Black Friday they would not be allowed participate in Black Froday for 5 years.I would make it so that everyone freaking out about holiday shopping had to keep that shit to themselves.
It's bad enough you're stressed out about the nonsense that is gifting on Christmas, don't try to force *me* to stress over it too. I'm not the one making you waste money on a tradition that I don't celebrate.
("You" being people who insist on complaining about needing to go gift shopping at all.. not you personally OP)![]()
Someone who can answer sarcasm with sarcasm and not get upset get a HUGE BONUSAwesome people would get a base salary just for being awesome. Work income would just be icing on the cake.
Jerks would have to slog it through, work evenings and weekends.
Emotional and Mental health would be seen as legitimate and import as physical health.
Politicians would have live at the country's median income level. And pay for their own healthcare.
Also, three day weekends.
I would change people who say Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican. No shit, I just had a craving for Taco Bell... back off.
When I hear this from others, I just calmly say "Taco Bell hits a niche market, and what can I say, maybe it's not authentic, but does it have to be?"
While giving them a cold dead stare
I LOVE me some Taco Bell when I'm in the mood for it. SO easy to make a customization. No beef? No prob -- sub beans. And all the sauces.
People who rag on my once a week Taco Bell love fest can kiss my ass
All goodOnly place I can get a vegan black bean burrito extra beans (no cheese al freso) for 2 bucks, bitch
(Sorry, I get a little passionate about people ragging on me for my Taco Bell love)
I said, “I want Taco Bell - I didn’t say I wanted Mexican.” Geez, if I wanted a food lecture I’d hit up a video by my beloved Alton Brown. I know what I want.When I hear this from others, I just calmly say "Taco Bell hits a niche market, and what can I say, maybe it's not authentic, but does it have to be?"
While giving them a cold dead stare
I LOVE me some Taco Bell when I'm in the mood for it. SO easy to make a customization. No beef? No prob -- sub beans. And all the sauces.
People who rag on my once a week Taco Bell love fest can kiss my ass