I would change?

[creek47]

If given the ability what is one thing you would change about the world?

This isn’t a serious thread but really just a fun thing you would change. I’ll start.

I would change that all lanes in an expressway have separate speed limits so slow pokes have their own lane.

 

[EllieP]

I would make it against the law to use your religion as an excuse to be an asshole.

 

[BillM]

I would like Hot Fudge Sandae to be good for you and no calories!!

 

[LaFemme]

Awesome people would get a base salary just for being awesome. Work income would just be icing on the cake.

Jerks would have to slog it through, work evenings and weekends.

 

[twoton]

I would make Facebook and Twitter go dark for days at a time so that people would regain perspective on Life.

 

[MickeyLee]

Emotional and Mental health would be seen as legitimate and import as physical health.

Politicians would have live at the country's median income level. And pay for their own healthcare.

Also, three day weekends.

 

[halcyondays]

I would change the world so all women everywhere had complete control of their reproductive lives.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I would make it so that everyone freaking out about holiday shopping had to keep that shit to themselves.

It's bad enough you're stressed out about the nonsense that is gifting on Christmas, don't try to force *me* to stress over it too. I'm not the one making you waste money on a tradition that I don't celebrate.

("You" being people who insist on complaining about needing to go gift shopping at all.. not you personally OP)

 

[creek47]

I would make it so that everyone freaking out about holiday shopping had to keep that shit to themselves.

It's bad enough you're stressed out about the nonsense that is gifting on Christmas, don't try to force *me* to stress over it too. I'm not the one making you waste money on a tradition that I don't celebrate.

("You" being people who insist on complaining about needing to go gift shopping at all.. not you personally OP)

I would change that if someone throws a punch on Black Friday they would not be allowed participate in Black Froday for 5 years.

 

[Enid]

Hmmmm

Off top of my head

I'd change the kindness quotient of bullies (of all types) by making them live a few days in the lives of those they bully while they are being bullied.

 

[onestepatta]

fun thread.... I'd change so the human species so that if one person was hungry, everyone was hungry.

 

[LaFemme]

When I hear this from others, I just calmly say "Taco Bell hits a niche market, and what can I say, maybe it's not authentic, but does it have to be?"

While giving them a cold dead stare

I LOVE me some Taco Bell when I'm in the mood for it. SO easy to make a customization. No beef? No prob -- sub beans. And all the sauces.

People who rag on my once a week Taco Bell love fest can kiss my ass

I said, “I want Taco Bell - I didn’t say I wanted Mexican.” Geez, if I wanted a food lecture I’d hit up a video by my beloved Alton Brown. I know what I want.

 

[MickeyLee]

Show me an authentic Mexican restaurant opened at 3am and my drunk ass will still go to Taco Bell.

 

[MickeyLee]

Adam Ruins Everything would moderate all political ads and debates.

 

[LaFemme]

I had Taco Bell once. I kept thinking of that old Wendy's commercial: "Where's the beef?" There's what, about a tablespoon of ground "meat" in a taco?

Nuh uh, gimme the truck stuff. Street tacos have more than TB, and they're much smaller.

Then again, I don't get drunk at 2AM or get high, so there's a time and place for everything.

People like what they like. Street tacos are indeed the bees knees. But if I want Taco Bell, it’s a chicken chalupa for me. It’s a mood thing.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

This one is too easy:

I would end the war on drugs. Legalize marijuana world-wide. No more locking up drug users, no more giving power to the black market. Inform, regulate, and rehabilitate the addicted.

Yup. I would so do that.

 

[Enid]

I would change people who say Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican. No shit, I just had a craving for Taco Bell... back off.

When I hear this from others, I just calmly say "Taco Bell hits a niche market, and what can I say, maybe it's not authentic, but does it have to be?"

While giving them a cold dead stare

I LOVE me some Taco Bell when I'm in the mood for it. SO easy to make a customization. No beef? No prob -- sub beans. And all the sauces.

People who rag on my once a week Taco Bell love fest can kiss my ass

 

[creek47]

Adam Ruins Everything would moderate all political ads and debates.

All political debates will be like old school Nickelodeon and they would get gawk.

 

[creek47]

I would make it against the law to use your religion as an excuse to be an asshole.

I would also make it against the law to use your zodiac symbol to be a jack ass

 

[918177]

No Taco Hell in this country.
Starfucks flopped.
Sizzler is on it's way to fizzling out.

Possibly a good thing I have limited capacity, on a global scale, to change things.

I'd make a cruel, demanding and capricious goddess.
The gutters would be overflowing with blood and gore.
I'd have to install a revolving door on the underworld because
I'd have to re-animate the annoying people I smote in a fit of temper
and then later regretted the overly hasty action once I cooled down and thought about it.

Still a stupid population are easily lead and easy to manipulate.
The only people who don't realize it are the dumb sheeple themselves.