I would have sex with the poster above if ..............

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    let' s start a new thread. I would have sex with the poster above if .............
     
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    .... he sprinkled pink glitter in the bedroom
     
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    ...the Pope is Catholic.
     
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    ...if he'd shut up long enough.
     
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    No chance. :wink:
     
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    Your loss. :tongue:
     
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    If he likes curvylicious blondes!
     
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    I just would....
     
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    Didn't mean I wouldn't....just might be a big ask, getting me to shut me gob. :wink:
     
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    Shove summat innit!

    Like my....................:biggrin1:


    .......if he gets in his car and drives to my house.
     
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    ...if she opens the door when I get there.
     
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    and my arms:smile:


    ...if he gives me a massssssive snog when he arrives and i've opened the door
     
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    she asked nicely
     
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    Darth Vader is my father...
     
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    he breaths everyday
     
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    If she flies over here :)
     
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    If her SN is submissivegirl83!
     
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    If he'll join in with me and Dolly!
     
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    If we can have a threesome together :)
     
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    ..if we wear our matching shoes.
     
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