I would have sex with the poster above if ..............

[_Edu]

If she wears that tight outfits...

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

...he lets me give his a long slow sloppy bj

 

[D_Wally Walnuts]

if she gives me a long, slow, sloppy bj

 

[D_Relentless Original]

If he changes to at least 20% gay.....

 

[HiddenLacey]

If he bats his blue eyes at me!

 

[D_Relentless Original]

If she wears the red dress....

 

[_Edu]

If he shows me his blue eyes

 

[798686]

If he happens to be passing by...

*grabs*

 

[HiddenLacey]

He's ever in the neighborhood!

 

[D_Relentless Original]

If she brings a handmirror with her

 

[accemb]

If he locks the door to the Tardis once we're inside....

 

[D_Relentless Original]

If he plays Doyle....

 

[accemb]

If he plays Bodie...

 

[D_Relentless Original]

If he sings the song....

 

[accemb]

"I will stand by you...."

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Without saying a word, he can light up the dark......

 

[accemb]

and go to places we've never been....

 

[bouzib]

he let me shave his pubes

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

He removes them underpants

 

[_Edu]

If she uses a red lipstick...