I would have sex with the poster above if ..............

[D_CountVonBhigBohner]

I was a little wasted...

 

[_Edu]

If he was a little wasted... :wink:

 

[deleted3782]

...if he was a lot wasted.

 

[_Edu]

...If he is older than me

 

[D_Relentless Original]

If he lets me massage him.

 

[_Edu]

If he invites the tea...

 

[HiddenLacey]

Mexico were not so far away

 

[D_Harvey Schmeckel]

she were willing to let her first threesome with a gay couple be with us

 

[HiddenLacey]

If they keep tempting me P

 

[sbat]

If they keep tempting me P

she would ever learn how to freaking cook

 

[HiddenLacey]

I can cook very well... from scratch might I add, none of that box crap!

And for sbat.... if he would not give me the mean face anymore!

 

[thetramp]

If she wouldn't be thousands of miles away

 

[HiddenLacey]

*gasp*

Can't you swim?

If it wouldn't ruin our budding friendship... even if you could swim here P

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

^If she wasn't somewhere undisclosed.

 

[thetramp]

If he was his avatar

 

[accemb]

If only he were interested !

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

If i was a guy

 

[uncircumsized]

If she wasn't across the ocean

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

If he kisses my neck

 

[thetramp]

If i had the opportunity