Ice cream at the beach. By RubberNuts. We're at the beach, there's no one else about. Were in our usual beach uniform of Speedos, nothing else. I give you a shoulder ride I'm walking along the beach, enjoying the feeling of your huge quads pressed up against my face I'm holding your knees, pretending I need to for stability I fake a stumble and move my hands onto your thighs as I regain my balance Mmm your quads are so firm I wade out into the water, we get out chest deep I'm hoping all this bouncing around with your junk jammed into the back of my neck has made you hard I deliberately fall backwards so you hit the water Before you get your balance I turn 180 degrees and get under you and lift you back out of the water so you're on my shoulders again, but with your abs in my face I tuck your feet back in so you're stable again I start back to the shore but you ask me to stop bouncing you so much as you're feeling a little cramped I lick your abs - mmm bit salty - but nice texture You ask me to stand still for a second, so I stop You reach into your Speedos and release the beast "Mmm, an icy pole, just for me?" I say, as I proceed to lick it dry Suddenly I realise I'm licking the wrapper, so I pull the wrapper down, slowly and gently to discover the ice cream knob on top It fits in my mouth nicely, so I figure that's the best place to leave it, just in case it melts I carry on walking out of the water All that bouncing isn't good for you as I can feel the ice cream melting in my mouth At least I think that's what's happening I can feel some juice, so I suck it all up But it keeps coming and I keep walking Oh dear, I didn't realise my mouth was so warm... as suddenly your ice cream knob melts very quickly Cream! Hot cream Where did that come from? "Oh well, better not spill any" I think to my self and I do my best to swallow it all I think I managed - then the ice cream cone goes soft.