I'd rather jerk off than wash dishes

[free2jump4u]

This is just a rant followed by a question:

I've been on this 6-day jerk off marathon ... and it's been great, but my apartment has gone to shit ... I finally got enough and ... damn ... I've fucking neglected the shit out of everything and everyone. Just the thought of doing chores made me want to jerk off even more to avoid doing that.

Does this happen to you often, as well? Let me know ...

 

[newbeme33]

Hahaha! Happens to me all the time dude. My place has kinda gone to shit a bit too, but my dick has been well taken care of.

 

[Kempwing]

I have it the other way around, I haven't jerked off in six days, and now my apartment looks like shit.


I guess people really are that different

 

[upone]

Can't I do both?

 

[clipper1]

Isn't jacking off great!I've been a dedicated jacker from 11 years old...59 now.I've always felt pleasuring my cock was more rewarding.Besides my hands were busy.lol

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

This is just a rant followed by a question:

I've been on this 6-day jerk off marathon ... and it's been great, but my apartment has gone to shit ... I finally got enough and ... damn ... I've fucking neglected the shit out of everything and everyone. Just the thought of doing chores made me want to jerk off even more to avoid doing that.

Does this happen to you often, as well? Let me know ...

As much as I applaud your dedication how much masturbation could you possibly do in six days that you didn't get ten minutes to do the dishes?

Couldn't you just buy a dishwasher and then never again be distracted from the altogether more pleasurable business of pleasuring yourself? Or would loading (no pun intended :tongue and unloading (ditto :tongue the dishwasher take too much time out of your wank schedule?

Congrats on the marathon btw, was it for charity? :wink:

 

[fratpack]

My thoughts exactly....I'd rather have a good wank that almost anything...the only other thing I'd rather be doing is taking a nice large penis up my butt.

 

[D_Baetes Sackhouse]

I've been jerking for the past 7 days straight and just yesterday, had to jerk off twice..So horny, but I know what you guys bean...I'd rather be jerking off

 

[Zeuhl34]

Well, my place gets messy not necessarily because of constant jacking off, but moreso from general laziness and dislike for housework.

 

[erratic]

There are a great many things I'd rather do than wash the dishes, but still...don't you have a refractory period? Over six days of wanking you gotta do some amount of time after cumming. Unless you were edging nonstop for six days...in which case, holy shit and congratulations.

 

[free2jump4u]

There are a great many things I'd rather do than wash the dishes, but still...don't you have a refractory period? Over six days of wanking you gotta do some amount of time after cumming. Unless you were edging nonstop for six days...in which case, holy shit and congratulations.

My refractory period involves taking a nap ... and then smiling as soon as I would get up, because I would know that I was about to lead myself to another orgasm ...

There is just something great about knowing there ain't shit to do, climbing into your bed, wanking it real good, and then taking a nap ...

 

[erratic]

My refractory period involves taking a nap ... and then smiling as soon as I would get up, because I would know that I was about to lead myself to another orgasm ...

There is just something great about knowing there ain't shit to do, climbing into your bed, wanking it real good, and then taking a nap ...

Well, then, I can't blame you for skipping some chores. Napping and wanking are two of life's greatest pleasures.

 

[boibitch87]

I'd definitely rather jerk off than clean. ...or pretty much anything else.

 

[free2jump4u]

Well, then, I can't blame you for skipping some chores. Napping and wanking are two of life's greatest pleasures.

You know what else is nice ... not having your roommate around for a week ... then you can watch porn at a volume that will let you hear the whispers and slightest moans ...

 

[erratic]

You know what else is nice ... not having your roommate around for a week ... then you can watch porn at a volume that will let you hear the whispers and slightest moans ...

See, these details are important.

This whole affair sounds more and more like a vacation with the telling. If you're off work/school and you have the home to yourself for a week then yeah, let things go for a bit and wank to your heart's content. Just as long as the place doesn't smell like a compost bin when your roommate gets home

 

[D_Burrmanson Bagpipe]

Yes rather jerk than cleaning anytime...we should make a group it will be faster to clean and we have more time to jerk