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  1. JC8

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    ... Rachael Ray. I would. Right now. I'm serious. In front of all of you, even.
     
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    After she makes me a good 30 minute meal, cooking with EVOO

    I cant stand that woman! Over exposure to the max!
     
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    I can't stand her, her man hands, her EVOO, her "sammies", her Yummo, everything about her!

    BHr is right, too much exposure!!! Oprah got her and it was all down hill from here.
     
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    You're crushing my crush. Is it possible that my infatuation coincides with my lack of cable/dish over the last year and a half?

    She can sammie my yummo anyday. I'm still smitten.
     
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    She probably would use EVOO on your cock for lube.
     
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    Sorry to crush your crush man. Just imagine it's the joker grinning at you when fucking the EVOO out of her. They pretty much sport the same shit-eating grin.:rofl:
     
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    I am gay and I would love to make it with Rachael Ray
     
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    Over exposure? I only hear about her if I watch her show.
     
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    See? See!?

    Doubters, recant!

    I have no idea what EVOO is. I don't think I've watched RR since 2005 ... maybe this has something to do with it.

    All's I got's to say is any who is that enthusiastic/descriptive about food has to be decent in the sack. Mmmmhm, mhmmmm?
     
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    EVOO = Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
     
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    I have no problem with that. /looks over at the bottle of Lucini
     
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    She is cute. Not a bad idea at all.
     
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    oh no. i would strangle her before anything ever happened. i just can't take her, her perkiness, her voice and her cutesy abbreviations.

    now that John Mayer. I'd sex him. He has a "fuck me" voice which drives me wild.
     
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    I wouldnt fuck her with HazelGod's dick.
     
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    Oh if that would shut her up.. then please someone fuck her!
    "thats delish!" - gag!
     
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    The problem with Rachel Ray is that she is cute...just cute. There is nothing else about her that is appealing. She has a whiney voice, looks like she's about to explode, has too much "perk" for me, is all over the place today...and she can't cook! I know about cooking and food...and it is no great compliment to your cooking skills that it only took you 30 minutes to make dinner. She is very limited and I have never learned a thing from her! Now...Mario Batali! He can cook!

    Hmmm...maybe I should re-think this! If I had to decide who to fuck, I'd pick Rachel...as long as she doesn't talk or make me dinner!
     
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    That destroys condoms. Better be sure she's STD free, though if you got her preggo, you might be able to get some child support from her many, many, millions. Maybe not a bad idea.
     
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    My husband sticks hot forks in his right eye when she comes on. I have to grab the forks, change the channel and stick them in my left eye for accidentally turning it to the food network when she was on. She is too cutesie to fuck.

    Im-a-gonna go tap me some Alton!
     
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    i love watching her cooking show, and would probably stick it in her butt
     
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    Rachael Ray is okay. Cute and perky.

    Giada de Laurentiis, on the other hand, is very very hot and very very fuckable.
     
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