Ideal girth is size of D battery for a woman -- huh?

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hardblack2006 said:
perhaps 64% of respondents never had one larger than a D battery and they just don't know YET that they like something a bit meatier.

True enough. From what I've seen at the urinals and in the locker rooms, a D battery actually seems not so far fetched... I must agree though, it's just because they don't know YET. There is not a woman I've been with yet who hasen't discovered she has a preference for well, larger batteries...
 

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Did the poll specify if it was the distance around the equator of the battery (~4 inches), or the distance around the poles (~6 inches)?

Take care

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ceg1526 said:
Did the poll specify if it was the distance around the equator of the battery (~4 inches), or the distance around the poles (~6 inches)?

Take care

Ceg

Of course :pat: :pat: ! That's it. Why didn't I think of that??????????? LOL
 

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In the end, though we don't want to believe it. Most women don't really care about penis size, it's just something they're busy with. As long as you don't have any freak size, like micropenis, or third leg, they won't really bother. All is fine. Most women don't orgasm from penetration anyways. That said, I'm not here to ridicule all here, because I myself suffer from self esteem issues due to penis size. Yet, we must understand, that on this forum, there are the largest men on the world... and if you would take a second to think about this: Which kind of women would join a forum named Large penis support group....

I'm not insulting any women at all here, but it must obviously be a particular group of women who are for some reason into the big cock thing, be it because of their boyfriends/husbands, be it because of curiosity, be it sluttiness. I don't care what the reason is, it doesn't make a person mean or nice.

The point is, we always want to see what we want to see, and as soon as there are obvious deviations, we get nervous. Most of the time regular men get nervous when they hear of polls or results that would state that women like bigger cocks. Now it almost seems like the hung men get worried because most women would like otherwise.

Most men are average, which could indicate that average is ideal, since women picked these guys, and reproduced. It could also indicate (since there are also small cocks, and huge cocks) that women don't give a fuck about penis size..

There can be women that love huge cocks, like I said, there's a cock/pussy
man/women for everybody. And that's a good thing! There should be variation in this planet, if alone for the sake of fighting boredom.

I'm willing to bet that if we were all 9 inches average, that we would consider it small... because most people are average... Yet I might be one of the few that would still think... come on, it's goddamn 23cm!!! That's fucking huge.

Lets all try to accept who we are, and realize there are people for everybody. So I personally don't believe that poll is fake or biased. It's simply a different group of women. And judging from where we're coming from (this huge penis forum) we are biased ourselves, because we have some kind of confirmation constantly that hung is great.

I would like to have a bigger penis yes... but I'm not gonna drool over people with a huge penis, it would be nice to have an inch in girth extra, but even if i could, i wouldn't go for a huge penis. That said, that's just me.

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Most men are average, which could indicate that average is ideal, since women picked these guys, and reproduced. It could also indicate (since there are also small cocks, and huge cocks) that women don't give a fuck about penis size..

Humans have by far the largest cocks of any of the primates, even accounting for relative body size. You ever see a chimp's cock, they're like a matchstick. I think that indicates that women do like a reasonably-sized cock, since over the last few million years we've evolved bigger ones.

Think about it. You never see a woman shagging a matchstick-cocked chimp.
 

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Humans have by far the largest cocks of any of the primates, even accounting for relative body size. You ever see a chimp's cock, they're like a matchstick. I think that indicates that women do like a reasonably-sized cock, since over the last few million years we've evolved bigger ones.

Think about it. You never see a woman shagging a matchstick-cocked chimp.

We're also the only animals that can have sex face to face. So do you think that we evolved bigger cocks to please women or so that we would be able to face our partner. When it comes to women it seems that the act of being close and having sex is far more important than the size of the cock. The longer cock is just a bi-product of face to face love making.
 

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We also have the ability to choose a mate from a much larger pool, than most mammals. We have the ability to travel great distances in short periods of time, and many of us travel the continent or the world before finding a mate. This allows us to be more selective than most mammals choosing from the group around them, allowing us to find the traits we seek in a mate.

I see penis size as a physical attribute much like intelligence, height, body type, or skin tone. Ive read that over time, people are getting taller, and smarter (for the most part) maybe cock size is no different. I certainly dont see penis size as more important than any other physical attribute, but if I could bench press 450lbs, I would be on a body building site.
 
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D sized battery!? isnt that like 4" or something like that - I could be, and probably am, wrong but isnt that significantly smaller than the average? than means few men would actually be that small. Maybe its to make normal sized men feel big?
 

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If you read the first two posts, Talmidge, you'd see that all of those things have already been addressed. It's about an inch smaller than average, and yes the idea of those magazines is to make Average Joe feel better about himself.
 

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That's right -- in poll in Men's Health 64% said that a D battery was the size of dick that was most desirable to them (girth that is) with far less favorable votes for raquet ball and sharpie pen. Surely there are many women who would like the industrial strength lantern size battery even with the corners. D translates to about 4.1 inch girth. Now why am I working so hard to increase my present 6 to 7 when I should be doing some liposuction on the little fellow down below. What do you fellows think of this poll and ladies too of course?

Maybe most of the women who participated in that poll have men with very skinny dicks. There are a lot of them out there. Many guys with real short and real skinny dicks don't participate in size polls either so the new avg is probably even bigger than avg. size male.
 

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WOW! That poll sounds a little off to me to. I like what Geo said, LOL!
 

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Umm... because they are wrong? Do you really believe the ideal girth is approximately 1" below the average? So 75% plus of all guys have cocks that women think are simply too thick? I really don't think so. Pick up a cucumber in front of your wife / girlfriend and see how often you get a smirk. Next time pick up a battery or a magic marker. No reaction, right?

Men's Health magazine exists to massage and placate the male ego. In this case that stat is ridiculous.

I didn't see the poll but if the people who answered the poll were women I think it's safe to say that women know what women like. Males and females have a distorted view of what the other sex prefers. Guys always think that a 10 inch dick as big as a coke can is what a woman wants. Women think that extremely thin size 4 is what a man wants. We are both wrong. Jennifer Lopez showed women that guys really like a fat ass. I read somewhere that women with a figure like J Lo usually where a size 10 -12. And as for penis size there is probably a reason why God made the vast majority of adult males with a 5.5 - 6 inch long penis with a girth of about 4.5 - 5. It is safe to say that those penis are doing the job and that most women care more about the man it is attached to than about the penis itself. If my averages are wrong please correct me.

A woman once told me that if women aren't into the guy that they are with then it doesn't matter how big his penis is it won't be pleasurable. She said that the best lover she ever had was not that big or that small just average but she was so into him she usally had an orgasm every time they had sex.
 

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Come to think of it, most women's vibrators I've seen are about the size of a D battery. Could be that they prefer a smaller than average size when it comes to their sex toys, maybe it's because they're worried about stretching their pussies too wide if they bought the 14 inch Monster Dildo.
 

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The reason for the choice may be in the dimensions of the battery. Extending the battery's length to something near hubby's with similar proportions to the D cell would be something the lady might want "enherginer" "furaspell". Whereas she might be "neverready" for one of AAA proportions.
 

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Many guys with real short and real skinny dicks don't participate in size polls either so the new avg is probably even bigger than avg. size male.
If all those men with small penises had participated, the average would fall.
 

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Come to think of it, most women's vibrators I've seen are about the size of a D battery.
Yup... guess what they are about a D battery around and 5.5" in length. Sounds pretty... average. If every girl secretly craves huge cocks, then why would this size be so prevalent? Because an average cock-size allows a women to position properly to hit those spots and even anal without pain. Huge cocks fill up a women (which some women absolutely crave) but are restrictive and a lot of women are scared of them because they hurt. Do the huge dildos sell at all? Of course they do. But it's not as cut and dry as we'd all like to think- bigger is not always better. For bragging rights, I wish I had a 9" cock but honestly I have to be careful with even what i have (somewhat big, but in no way huge). Have to get a girl quite excited to go all the way in and I can pretty much forget any chance of frequent anal (or anal at all).
 

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That's right -- in poll in Men's Health 64% said that a D battery was the size of dick that was most desirable to them (girth that is) with far less favorable votes for raquet ball and sharpie pen. Surely there are many women who would like the industrial strength lantern size battery even with the corners. D translates to about 4.1 inch girth. Now why am I working so hard to increase my present 6 to 7 when I should be doing some liposuction on the little fellow down below. What do you fellows think of this poll and ladies too of course?


Well....most of us at least understand that thi poll is not correct...4.1"girth is not even average girth size...most woman having an average size vagina an average all over penis would be good.

But about preferences never heard women friends say to me she would not fancy a fat one..now what fat mens to her ask her, individual woman..to me fat good starts at 6"....my vaginal walls enjoys good fricctions and stretching good too, thank you.

And about this pool being made in a men's magazine?:rolleyes: Yeh right...many man always obsess by lenght and forgeting girth..typical...men were answering this poll not women...ohhhh...:eek:
 

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It is interesting to see this thread rejuvenated after such a long ago start. I have not undergone liposuction but have with even greater relish been into pump-assisted jelqs (some of my favorites are erection destroyers so need quick recharge, not by D size battery though). I certainly can attest to the added pleasure of hefting and manually handling a thicker dick (even more pleasure assist than length) and would think as others above have suggested that more internal contact points in vagina would give similar boost in pleasure.