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  1. Balance1771

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    I was looking through the internet today and found some very old postings on this site regarding identical twins....was wondering if we could start up another topic in that area. Are there any identical twins using this site? Are penis sized typically the same among twins? Some of my best friends in college were identical twins - we were all on the crew team - and it made for some great stories....

    I am enclosing a funny article I got from one of them this week.....enjoy&#33;
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    Wednesday morning, 10am. A young mother-to-be is visiting her gynacologist for a routine check-up. Having exchanged pleasantries, the doctor&#39;s tone becomes more serious. &#39;Have you and your husband considered twins?&#39; The doctor knows from experience to hand her the box of kleenex. She sobs uncontrollably (for the rest of her pregnancy). In circumstances like these, the husband has usually filed for divorce before the children are even born. Afterall, what if these &#39;children&#39; of hers are identical?

    Every two minutes, somewhere in the world a set of identical twins is born. Forget Iraq. These freakishly similar sets of people are more of a threat to the west than Saddam will ever be. Thankfully, birth rates being as they are, most of these will be born far far away in the peoples Republic of China. Thus, giving us fact 1. Most Identical Twins are Communists.

    Think about it. If a set of twins were born every two minutes, shouldn&#39;t there be more of them around? Even taking into account that most of them are in Asia, there don&#39;t seem to be that many on our streets. In fact, you probably only know a couple of pairs of twins at the most. And just try and name some famous twins who don&#39;t make their living on the Nickleodeon Network. Quite clearly, the bastards are covert. Leading us to fact 2. Most Identical Twins are Spies.

    "We finish each others sentences all the time&#33;" Odds are, you&#39;ve heard that one a few times. Who can finish other peoples sentences?&#33; Jesus, that&#39;s just sinister. What could be more scary than two physically identical &#39;people&#39; who finish each others sentences? Normal people don&#39;t do shit like that. Witches do, though. Fact 3. Most Identical Twins meddle in Witchcraft.

    There&#39;s an urban myth doing the rounds that the parents of identical twins like to dress them in matching clothes. Certainly, the parents can be blamed for their childrens&#39; existence, but the clothing is the childrens&#39; own choice. Use twin-logic for a moment. If somebody has something identical to something of yours, when you steal it, you can claim it was yours all along and they won&#39;t know any different. It&#39;s so fucking obvious&#33; Thus, fact 4. Identical Twins are Kleptomaniacs.

    Finally, Dead Ringers starring Jeremy Irons portrayed the gruesome sex life of identical twin brothers. I threw out my copy of Danny the Champion of the World having seen Mr. Irons feverishly tie up a woman for sex. Identical twins like it kinky. The pornographic movie, &#39;sperms of endearment&#39; would seem to confirm this. Giving us fact 5. Identical Twins are Sick Fetish Freaks



    Tsk...Identical bastards.
     
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    *shoots identical twin to protect self*

    Which one of us is the evil one? :p
     
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    LOL&#33; Nice&#33;
     
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    Yeah, I know a pair of identical twins and yes they do have like exactly the same 8 inch cocks (don&#39;t look at me like that - no I haven&#39;t&#33; How could you think that? I just know cos they told me...) but they both have very strange ways: one eats with his mouth full with like bits of food hangin on his chin (totally gross) and the other has the smelliest feet I think I have ever been in the presence of. Like, REALLY bad.

    Ian.
     
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    Ah, yes. The insidious dirty (foot) bomb.
     
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    Exactly, Pecker (nice to meet ya btw :hi: )

    They have a radioactive half-life too as I can like still smell a trace of them on my bedroom carpet no matter how much I scrub it ;)

    God that sounds sleazy again. I swear I never did anything with them in my room. He just took his shoes n socks off one day when we were playing Turok on my Nintendo... :D

    Ian.
     
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    i just realised i did a silly thing. i replied to your post in meet & greet telling ya to come here cos some guy had posted about twins. i&#39;ve just realised it was you&#33; Der&#33; ;)

    I don&#39;t know if they both had smelly feet - like i say one was a messy eater the other had the foot issue. they were both straight though (although one was a macho man and the other more sensitive - but i put that down to how twins compete. One has to end up top dog with the other feeling inadequate maybe?).

    Ian.
     
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    I&#39;ve always figured it&#39;s impossible to do ANYTHING if there&#39;s a copy of Turok nearby.
     
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    So it sounds like there are a couple of gamers in here.....I used to be before work and grad school. Just got an XBOX a few months ago and have been playing this game called Fable....very addictive. Any other suggestions...haven&#39;t heard of Turok...I&#39;ll have to check it out.
     
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    Ooh Turok was awesome. It&#39;s a bit old hat now I guess (it was a Nintendo64 game) but me and my mate (the well hung twin ;D) used to play against each other all the time.

    I&#39;ve tried to give up games for the past couple of years though, as I&#39;ve found, like Pringles, once ya pop ya just can&#39;t stop, and I&#39;d end up wasting hours playing games rather than go out n have a life, haha&#33;

    I&#39;ve heard of Fable though, never played it though mate.

    Nice to see you now you&#39;ve got your pic up Balance&#33; You&#39;re a nice looking lad (if ya don&#39;t mind me passing judgement on ya mate?&#33;).

    So Hippyscum are you a Nintendo man then? I&#39;ve always favoured them rather than Sony/Sega or whatever. I know it&#39;s not as cool as Playstation/Xbox but to me Nintendo is so sweet and is true gaming - reminds me of my childhood I guess (Super Mario World yay&#33;)

    Ian.
     
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    Well, I was hitting my teens when First Person Shooters started to become very popular so as far as I&#39;m concerned you really can&#39;t go wrong with Goldeneye or Perfect Dark on the N64. Deus Ex on the PC is a good one as well, you can also get it on the Playstation 2.

    But recently, I&#39;ve started to go back to the games I played as a nipper, so I bought myself a NES and started playing Super Mario Brothers again :freak:

    *is such a geek*
     
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    Have you guys heard ofa game called "EverQuest"? Its whats called a MMORPG I played it for a while a few years ago....was too addictive&#33; I have considerd playing again if I found the right online group to do it with....
     
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    Hippyscum - Goldeneye was fantastic&#33; I think it was better than perfect dark to be honest (must be cos you got to play as Bond rather than the girl in PD ;D).

    Many a dark winter night was passed playing that on N64 at chez Cicero hehe&#33;

    I prefer the old games - platformers like Mario and vertical/sideways shoot-em-ups. Modern games take too long to get into sometimes - sometimes ya just want a simple little game to while a few minutes innit.

    Balance - I&#39;ve not heard of Everquest to be honest. I&#39;ve never been able to play online games cos i don&#39;t have a computer at home - i log on at whatever pikey internet cafe I happen to be passing (oh joy&#33;).

    Maybe you should put the word out on here to see if the boys wanna join a game?

    Ian.
     
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    Either of you guys play Soul Caliber? I know a the third one is coming out for PS2 next week....I&#39;m very excited for it&#33;

     
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    Maybe that&#39;s why they all look the same&#33;&#33;&#33;

    :thumbsdown: Sorry - cheap, predictable, racist remark there
     
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    this just gets better and better...

    sex and video games. Now if we were having a conversation about cordless drills and table saws in addition to sex and video games, I&#39;d die a very happy woman.

    :bounce:

    loves me some old-school top-scroll Nintendo. Yeah.

    Fable looks SO fierce. I wonder what you look like if you&#39;ve spent half the game rampaging and pillaging and the like, and then you do something noble. Do the demon horns ever totally go away?

    Geeks are sexy. *tosses flowers and nubile young maidens dressed as Princess Toadstool at hippyscum&#39;s feet*
     
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