I was looking through the internet today and found some very old postings on this site regarding identical twins....was wondering if we could start up another topic in that area. Are there any identical twins using this site? Are penis sized typically the same among twins? Some of my best friends in college were identical twins - we were all on the crew team - and it made for some great stories.... I am enclosing a funny article I got from one of them this week.....enjoy! __________________________________________________ Wednesday morning, 10am. A young mother-to-be is visiting her gynacologist for a routine check-up. Having exchanged pleasantries, the doctor's tone becomes more serious. 'Have you and your husband considered twins?' The doctor knows from experience to hand her the box of kleenex. She sobs uncontrollably (for the rest of her pregnancy). In circumstances like these, the husband has usually filed for divorce before the children are even born. Afterall, what if these 'children' of hers are identical? Every two minutes, somewhere in the world a set of identical twins is born. Forget Iraq. These freakishly similar sets of people are more of a threat to the west than Saddam will ever be. Thankfully, birth rates being as they are, most of these will be born far far away in the peoples Republic of China. Thus, giving us fact 1. Most Identical Twins are Communists. Think about it. If a set of twins were born every two minutes, shouldn't there be more of them around? Even taking into account that most of them are in Asia, there don't seem to be that many on our streets. In fact, you probably only know a couple of pairs of twins at the most. And just try and name some famous twins who don't make their living on the Nickleodeon Network. Quite clearly, the bastards are covert. Leading us to fact 2. Most Identical Twins are Spies. "We finish each others sentences all the time!" Odds are, you've heard that one a few times. Who can finish other peoples sentences?! Jesus, that's just sinister. What could be more scary than two physically identical 'people' who finish each others sentences? Normal people don't do shit like that. Witches do, though. Fact 3. Most Identical Twins meddle in Witchcraft. There's an urban myth doing the rounds that the parents of identical twins like to dress them in matching clothes. Certainly, the parents can be blamed for their childrens' existence, but the clothing is the childrens' own choice. Use twin-logic for a moment. If somebody has something identical to something of yours, when you steal it, you can claim it was yours all along and they won't know any different. It's so fucking obvious! Thus, fact 4. Identical Twins are Kleptomaniacs. Finally, Dead Ringers starring Jeremy Irons portrayed the gruesome sex life of identical twin brothers. I threw out my copy of Danny the Champion of the World having seen Mr. Irons feverishly tie up a woman for sex. Identical twins like it kinky. The pornographic movie, 'sperms of endearment' would seem to confirm this. Giving us fact 5. Identical Twins are Sick Fetish Freaks Tsk...Identical bastards.