Idle Hands the Vatican's Playground

[midlifebear]

Well, according to the Pope dude, Satan is living in the Vatican and worst of all he's not paying any rent.

Check ouit: The Devil is living in the Vatican, says the Pope's chief exorcist - The Daily Record

And just when you thought it was safe to go to the library, JK Rowling is being blamed for leading our innocent children into the bowels of Hell (not, as you previously heard, all of those pederast priests diddling little choir boys and nuns spanking little girls).

 

[D_Andreas Sukov]

The one place they wouldnt look for him....

 

[DiscoBoy]

70,000 exorcisms in 50 years ?!
That's practically 4 per day every day of 50 years.
That man must know his shit, so Satan's gotta be hiding somewhere in the Vatican. Burn those Harry Potter books, too.

 

[CUBE]

If I was Satan, I would invent a religion and make myself the bad guy. Nothing wrong with the number two slot when you still get to push fear and hate and control the world. I would then put key positions in place to keep the fear going. So yep, I can imagine the Devil is with the pope...it is his minion baby!

 

[maxcok]

70,000 exorcisms in 50 years ?!
That's practically 4 per day every day of 50 years.

How is that even possible? Does he get a lunch break?
And where did all those devils go?

yep, I can imagine the Devil is with the pope...it is his minion baby!

I can't wait for the big smackdown on pay per view.
Do you think it'll be a cage fight?