If a friend's husband asked to see your breasts?

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So anyway, an update--I'm really bad at using my brain.

I just got back from a business trip to Louisville, which is where our friends live. I knew I was going to have dinner with them, (and would be tempted), which is why I posted yesterday morning before I left.

After my client meeting yesterday afternoon, I went to their house, and my wife's husband wasn't home yet (doesn't get home from work until 6:30 or 7:00), but his wife was home. That's nothing real out of the ordinary, as we usually just have some drinks and then all head out when he gets home (my wife is usually with us though).

Of course, just when I'm telling myself the entire day that I'm going to be good and use my brain, I get there and she's still in her work clothes--a sexy skirt, and a low cut sweater top, that made her tits look even more enormous. We had a few drinks, I ended up joking with her about how it's not fair that her husband is the only one who gets to see her tits, more drinks, more joking, and then her sweater and bra is off, and I'm staring straight at them (and they were amazing). She asked me if I was going to show her anything, so I took out my rock hard dick, and she ends up jacking me off all over them. My friend came home an hour later, and I was so sick to my stomach I couldn't even eat. I'm a horrible person, I did a horrible thing, and yep, I really fucked up. I realize that. So, everyone on here was right. I'm an idiot.
 

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No spice to it. The surviving friend was a very close friend of my husband and drunk out of his mind that night. I was putting a pillow and spread on the couch for him to sleep it off and he grabbed both Cap and me by the arm and said he was dying, and that as a final wish he just wanted to feel my breasts because he was a sinner and that's as close to heaven as he'll ever be (God, I love the Irish!). He was like a little kid and I had to laugh and said if it was OK with Cap. Cap told him to sleep it off.

Ian didn't die and he didn't get his dying wish. He remembers nothing about the night or professes not to.

That's hilarious! He was just joking around and paying you a compliment and trying to make you laugh. He obviously wasn't being serious.

My wife and I know a couple where the wife is very well endowed. We've been close friends with them for over 26 or 27 years (actually, I know him for over 35 years!) My wife told me once about 20 year ago that the other wife had amazing breasts! Ever since then, I've asked the other woman on a regular basis to show them to me. I ask when we are alone, when we are with our spouses, at parties, at the beach, on vacation...anytime, anywhere. She never does. I am waiting for the day when she is drunk and suddenly realizes that they are beginning to sag. Then, she will produce them simply to verify their loveliness before the world loses them forever. I am sure of this.

Yes, I am sure.

While I'm sure that you'd love it if she really did it, I know you well enough to know that you're just joking with her. You don't really expect her to do it, so you're just paying her a compliment in the form of a long-running joke. It's actually really sweet.

I have a friend who does this with me. He says things like that knowing that I won't and he doesn't expect me to. In fact he'd be totally shocked if I did and it would change how he sees me entirely. That's part of the fun of the game, the fact that he knows that I'll say no, but he can make me laugh and blush. It's really just a compliment. It really isn't the same thing that the OP is talking about at all.
 

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So anyway, an update--I'm really bad at using my brain.


...... I ended up joking with her about how it's not fair that her husband is the only one who gets to see her tits, more drinks, more joking, and then her sweater and bra is off, and I'm staring straight at them (and they were amazing). She asked me if I was going to show her anything, so I took out my rock hard dick, and she ends up jacking me off all over them....



Time to move this thread to "Fictitious Stories"
 
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So anyway, an update--I'm really bad at using my brain.

I just got back from a business trip to Louisville, which is where our friends live. I knew I was going to have dinner with them, (and would be tempted), which is why I posted yesterday morning before I left.

After my client meeting yesterday afternoon, I went to their house, and my wife's husband wasn't home yet (doesn't get home from work until 6:30 or 7:00), but his wife was home. That's nothing real out of the ordinary, as we usually just have some drinks and then all head out when he gets home (my wife is usually with us though).

Of course, just when I'm telling myself the entire day that I'm going to be good and use my brain, I get there and she's still in her work clothes--a sexy skirt, and a low cut sweater top, that made her tits look even more enormous. We had a few drinks, I ended up joking with her about how it's not fair that her husband is the only one who gets to see her tits, more drinks, more joking, and then her sweater and bra is off, and I'm staring straight at them (and they were amazing). She asked me if I was going to show her anything, so I took out my rock hard dick, and she ends up jacking me off all over them. My friend came home an hour later, and I was so sick to my stomach I couldn't even eat. I'm a horrible person, I did a horrible thing, and yep, I really fucked up. I realize that. So, everyone on here was right. I'm an idiot.

Your wifes husband being you ....right??

~So did she feel guilty for doing the dirty on her husband as well?~

Well we did tell you but being a guy....:rolleyes:


Time to move this thread to "Fictitious Stories"

I was thinking that.......
 
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So anyway, an update--I'm really bad at using my brain.

I just got back from a business trip to Louisville, which is where our friends live. I knew I was going to have dinner with them, (and would be tempted), which is why I posted yesterday morning before I left.

After my client meeting yesterday afternoon, I went to their house, and my wife's husband wasn't home yet (doesn't get home from work until 6:30 or 7:00), but his wife was home. That's nothing real out of the ordinary, as we usually just have some drinks and then all head out when he gets home (my wife is usually with us though).

Of course, just when I'm telling myself the entire day that I'm going to be good and use my brain, I get there and she's still in her work clothes--a sexy skirt, and a low cut sweater top, that made her tits look even more enormous. We had a few drinks, I ended up joking with her about how it's not fair that her husband is the only one who gets to see her tits, more drinks, more joking, and then her sweater and bra is off, and I'm staring straight at them (and they were amazing). She asked me if I was going to show her anything, so I took out my rock hard dick, and she ends up jacking me off all over them. My friend came home an hour later, and I was so sick to my stomach I couldn't even eat. I'm a horrible person, I did a horrible thing, and yep, I really fucked up. I realize that. So, everyone on here was right. I'm an idiot.

Time to move this thread to "Fictitious Stories"

:tongue:
 

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My friend came home an hour later, and I was so sick to my stomach I couldn't even eat. I'm a horrible person, I did a horrible thing, and yep, I really fucked up. I realize that. So, everyone on here was right. I'm an idiot.

Hahaha

If that's true, everyone on here was wrong & you were right. Furthermore she'd have told her husband about it too.

There's a possibility of a 4some, & probably her sisters, Mom, & your wife's female relatives will all dance around worshipping your god like priapic phallus, then tell all their fit great looking girlfriends too.

Pretty soon the word would have spread & 33 years on from the original, there'll be a festival dedicated to you.

WOODCOCK!
 

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Time to move this thread to "Fictitious Stories"
That is why Im saying. And now that you started it, go all the way. More descriptions please... :rolleyes:

Describe the breast, the nipples and how wonderful they were. :rolleyes:

Then you pulled out you 9 inch plus cock out and she said, "Wow, that is bigger than my husband's!" :rolleyes:

Not only did she jerk it, but she had to titty fuck it with those ginormous titties. Whats the point of having tits that big if you are not going to use them, right?:rolleyes:

Then the maid comes in, right during the last part. Her jaw drops seeing the size of your tool. They both suck your cock together to finish you off. They cum swap right after you blow your load all over her tits. Meaning, the maid licked the jizz off of her tits.:rolleyes:

There, all ready to be shipped, packed, and moved to the appropriate section on this site.:rolleyes:
 

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~So did she feel guilty for doing the dirty on her husband as well?~

I talked to her an hour ago, and we're both going to tell our spouses. I wish this entire thing was a "fictitious story", because it'd be a lot easier that way.
 

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Dear LPSG forum... this one time I went to Taco Bell... wait, I mean Boston Market, it was totally Boston Market.

So anyways, I was going to order the turkey breast meal, when speaking of breasts, the girl at the counter had the most perfect breasts I've ever seen through a retail employee's t-shirt. The way her puffy nipples were pushing the logo out was so hot I got hard as titanium right there!

So to make a long story short, I was the only one in the store so I asked if I could see her titties and she said sure as long as I'd whip out my gigantic cock and flop it on the counter. I did and she grabbed a ladel and poured warm salty gravy all over it and stuck it on a bun and then licked all the gravy off and disposed of the gravied bun in one of the trash cans.

Anyways, it was so hot I came all over the place and it got in the gravy tray and she served it the rest of the night and everyone that came in said it was the best extra value meal they ever tasted! LOLZ!!!11!1!ELEVEN!!

Oh, right, so back to what I wanted to ask... Has this ever happened to you when you were working for retail fast food because I wish I was making this up but it's for realz, yo! And if it did happen to you, will you PM your titty pics so I can see what the other guys got to see? Thanks

- Boston Market Secret Sauce Maker
 

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...While I'm sure that you'd love it if she really did it, I know you well enough to know that you're just joking with her. You don't really expect her to do it, so you're just paying her a compliment in the form of a long-running joke. It's actually really sweet.

I have a friend who does this with me. He says things like that knowing that I won't and he doesn't expect me to. In fact he'd be totally shocked if I did and it would change how he sees me entirely. That's part of the fun of the game, the fact that he knows that I'll say no, but he can make me laugh and blush. It's really just a compliment. It really isn't the same thing that the OP is talking about at all.

Of course, Petite, you got it. It has become a long standing joke and I would never continue it if it hurt or bothered anyone in the crowd. And I, of course, will NEVER see those amazing boobies! But I guess you got it because you are more familiar with my past posts.

I forgive the others.
 

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Ok, im going to be in the minority here. The guy had a story and we knew where it could possibly go. He ended up getting drunk, getting her drunk and was alone with her where this opportunity could take place. I don't find it unbelievable. Based on his original story....he was probably making all sorts of plans to make this happen and wanted to be talked out of it. He obviously went with his dick and wanted to get the fantasy boobs.

All in all, i find it pretty believable, especially the part about feeling too nauseated to even eat with everyone afterwards. That is a very real emotion when you realize the orgasm wasn't worth it when you have to face everyone knowing that they don't know what just happened.

We warned him the tits wouldnt be worth it in the long run...but its hard to redirect a fantasy that could easily become reality. It happens all the time between friends, neighbors, in-laws, etc. I believe it and the guy is feeling pretty shitty about it which to me sounds like it is more of an accurate rendition of how this stuff usually plays out.

Now if he posts tomorrow that his wife and her husband were all excited about the idea and they all 4 are going to fuck on Friday....well then I call bullshit.
 

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Ok, im going to be in the minority here. The guy had a story and we knew where it could possibly go. He ended up getting drunk, getting her drunk and was alone with her where this opportunity could take place. I don't find it unbelievable. Based on his original story....he was probably making all sorts of plans to make this happen and wanted to be talked out of it. He obviously went with his dick and wanted to get the fantasy boobs.

All in all, i find it pretty believable, especially the part about feeling too nauseated to even eat with everyone afterwards. That is a very real emotion when you realize the orgasm wasn't worth it when you have to face everyone knowing that they don't know what just happened.

We warned him the tits wouldnt be worth it in the long run...but its hard to redirect a fantasy that could easily become reality. It happens all the time between friends, neighbors, in-laws, etc. I believe it and the guy is feeling pretty shitty about it which to me sounds like it is more of an accurate rendition of how this stuff usually plays out.

Now if he posts tomorrow that his wife and her husband were all excited about the idea and they all 4 are going to fuck on Friday....well then I call bullshit.

Oh and if they go get tested for an STD and the doctor starts admiring his dick....then i'll call bullshit again.
 

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All in all, i find it pretty believable.
If she just showed him her breasts, then I would believe it too. But the who porno scripting of, "Let see yours"? Ive seen that movie.
Maybe still believable. Big Maybe.

But the fact that she then jerked it? That is when it reeks penthouse forum.