If all the ladies on LPSG...

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  1. Flashy

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    had a sort of Fight Club tournament, who do you think would win?

    go on ladies...tell us why you'd prevail. (strategy, fighting style, special moves that would flummox an opponent, distracting clothing, razor sharp finger nails, lasers that shoot from your eyes etc.)

    and, for the gentlemen, tell us who and why they would win.

    if this proves promising, we can make up a tournament bracket and take a vote :wink:
     
  2. ManlyBanisters

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    The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.

    The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.

    ... so I'm not saying.

    (me ;) )

    :cool:
     
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    I got my money on Praying Mantis and Dolfette.

    And for some reason, that is just HOT!
     
  4. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    I'm just a harmless little kitten really....

    But i'll pretend just to have my way with Dolfette
     
  5. dolfette

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    will this be happening in a paddling pool full of baby oil?
     
  6. Flashy

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    LOL...touche, MB

    can't you break the rules of Fight Club just once? :frown1:
     
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    I'll volunteer to slap the girls on the face with my dick to get them all riled up.

    A sort of fight porn fluffer if you will.

    SNAP!
     
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    so close to my teeth...
     
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    *Slap slap slippity slap slap*
     
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    I would totally lose. Big time.

    I'd be like where's the beer? And those are some fine titties.

    Titties and beer.

    p.s. Flashy is into girl fighting porn. :mischievous: But not with Posh. Heehee.
     
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    I vote a Northerner (in UK) would win .....they are reknowned for fighting.Then all the LPSG women would gang up on Mushy and suffocate him with their tits and make a Mushy sammich out of him.
     
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    Tasha and Dolfette I think would be a good fight. Like Tasha says, she's a northern UK bird - they're renowned for their ferocity lol.
    I think Pandora77 could take out a few of the ladies here. She's feisty and fit.
     
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    i vote for Petite.

    she would use her mind over her fun-sized brawn!
     
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    I don't know...Dolfette would win hands down if it was a man she was fighting. Any man.

    But a woman...I just don't know.
     
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    Posh would not qualify to fight since she weighs less than the piece of paper she would need to sign in on for the tournament :smile:
     
  16. dolfette

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    you have a point.
    i think i'd just use it as an excuse to grope the ladies.
     
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    I'm not a fighter, im not even naturally competitive. Never was interested in sports and the roller derby girls who try to recruit me just don't understand i cant get myself hyped up about knocking other women on their asses for fun. It's just not my thing.
     
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    If Mantis doesn't want to compete lol then the ideal match would be Dolfette and Pandora77.
     
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    i still do not know who i would pick...

    spoiled princess and dol have that serious "i'll kick you in the nuts" thing happening for them...but since women do not have nuts, it would be an "i'll kick you in the c*nt" thing happening...but i do not know if that would hurt as much....

    chrissy is too sweet too win. she would be doing an interpretive dance number of the perils of beer, tits and fighting, and would probably be disqualified. :biggrin1:

    tattooed mama meg seems like she would be a badass...

    but frankly, MB would scare me the most if i was a gal and had to get in the ring with her...she is Irish...and watch out for an Irish gal when her blood is up.

    i saw an Irish gal on St. Paddy's Day here in NYC 3 years ago, slugging the hell out of her boyfriend, who was much larger...she called him a pussy then went back in for more green colored beer. :eek:

    the more that i think about it...i am scared of all the gals here on LPSG :biggrin1:

    cept Chrissy. :wink:
     
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    so what you are saying is you might be willing to throw the fight to make some money? :biggrin1::wink:
     
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