If at First You Don't Succeed

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    An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked.
    The Innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some victuals?" He asked.
    The woman glanced at his shabby, dirty clothes. "No!" she shouted.
    "Could I have a pint of ale?"
    "No!" she shouted.
    "Could I at least sleep in your stable?"
    "No!" she shouted again.
    The vagabond said, "Might I please...?"
    "What now?" the woman screeched, not allowing him to finish.
    "D'ye suppose," he asked, "that I might have a word with George?"
     
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