If Ellen Degeneres were straight...

[Nurse!!]

Whats a dykesmirk??? Post a shot of y'badself doing one, hun....

 

[Mr. Bungle]

Would I have sex with Ellen Degeneres? Let me think about that for a second NO.

 

[unabear09]

nope.....she does absolutely nothing for me. also never really thought she was that horribly funny. Always kinda seemed akward in her humor.

 

[kissoon]

Check Ellen out in the made-for-HBO movie. "If These Walls could Talk 2."
She has a topless scene that is unbelievable! You'd never know she had the body that she does (her butt's great too) by the way that she dresses. Once I saw it, I was totally baffled as to why she doesn't show it off more.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

ugh no way.

 

[Xcuze]

Can I presume this question is aimed entirely at str8 men?

 

[lurker37160]

Whats a dykesmirk??? Post a shot of y'badself doing one, hun....

A dykesmirk is that look when a lesbian is trying to figure out who farted.