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If I Had A VAGINA....

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_Kitten_Kaboodle, Sep 1, 2011.

  1. D_Kitten_Kaboodle

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    OK guys... now it's YOUR TURN.....

    let's see what you would do with your cootchie~ :tongue:
     
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    if i had one........i would RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
     
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    LOL! I asked my husband that same question years ago. His answer: "Buy a mirror and never leave home!" I thought I'd die laughing!
     
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    Any straight guy who answers differently to this is a liar and a fraud and a liar. FACT.
     
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    but an intense vibrator and see how many I could churn out, see if I can get more with my penis or vagina :p

    then I'd start keeping my stuff in it, pens, car keys and stuff
     
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    Well, first things first... I'd get my ass in the kitchen (where I belong) and start making sandwiches and cleaning up.

    After that I'd spend all day seeing what I could and couldn't put in it. I'm sure I'd end up in the hospital at some point...
     
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    Try and shoot ping pong balls out of it. And walk into a womens changing room and just watch, occasionally saying the excuse "It's ok ladies, I too have a vah-jay-jay"
     
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    I would try to convince FancyPants to buy a double ended dildo and........well, you know the rest;).
     
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    I;d see how easy that cigarette smoking pussy trick really is
     
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    Fuck Myself crazy...
     
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    Wow Chuck, you must be very ambitious to try such an advanced technique like that. Kudos.
     
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    So don't be shy, ladies! Tell me what you think of
    If I had a vagina, I'd finally have a place to put my penis when I go jogging or riding my bike. It'd be great!

    After enjoying that aspect of it, I think I'd get a brazilian and pull a Britney in a mini-skirt.
     
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    I'd start shopping
     
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    Hehehehehehe.....oh shit, I'm gonna pay for that:redface:.
     
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    But in all seriousness tho, I'd probably wonder how much longer this drug was gonna last, either that or wonder what I'd look like with a cameltoe.
     
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    I already got the double ended dildo... just get your vajay-jay over here. :biggrin1:
     
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    I'd make $30,000 less a year?
     
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    True, but the guys would whistle at ya when you went out at lunchtime... (it all evens out, right) :tongue:
     
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    Likewise, It'll be one helluv an experience looking for a place to pee and not have people stare.
     
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