If I Had A VAGINA....

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

OK guys... now it's YOUR TURN.....

let's see what you would do with your cootchie~ :tongue:

 

[hairyman101]

if i had one........i would RULE THE WORLD!!!!!

 

[EllieP]

LOL! I asked my husband that same question years ago. His answer: "Buy a mirror and never leave home!" I thought I'd die laughing!

 

[Endued]

LOL! I asked my husband that same question years ago. His answer: "Buy a mirror and never leave home!" I thought I'd die laughing!

Any straight guy who answers differently to this is a liar and a fraud and a liar. FACT.

 

[bonerrific]

but an intense vibrator and see how many I could churn out, see if I can get more with my penis or vagina

then I'd start keeping my stuff in it, pens, car keys and stuff

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

Well, first things first... I'd get my ass in the kitchen (where I belong) and start making sandwiches and cleaning up.

After that I'd spend all day seeing what I could and couldn't put in it. I'm sure I'd end up in the hospital at some point...

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Well, first things first... I'd get my ass in the kitchen (where I belong) and start making sandwiches and cleaning up.
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No wonder ya ain't married!!:tongue:

 

[Niiko8]

Try and shoot ping pong balls out of it. And walk into a womens changing room and just watch, occasionally saying the excuse "It's ok ladies, I too have a vah-jay-jay"

 

[B_Coconutz]

I would try to convince FancyPants to buy a double ended dildo and........well, you know the rest.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I;d see how easy that cigarette smoking pussy trick really is

 

[D_LeonardoDeCrapio]

Fuck Myself crazy...

 

[B_Coconutz]

Wow Chuck, you must be very ambitious to try such an advanced technique like that. Kudos.

 

[SR_chixdiggit]

If I had a vagina, I'd finally have a place to put my penis when I go jogging or riding my bike. It'd be great!

After enjoying that aspect of it, I think I'd get a brazilian and pull a Britney in a mini-skirt.

 

[D_Harry_Ballz]

I'd start shopping

 

[B_Coconutz]

I'd start shopping

Hehehehehehe.....oh shit, I'm gonna pay for that:redface:.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

But in all seriousness tho, I'd probably wonder how much longer this drug was gonna last, either that or wonder what I'd look like with a cameltoe.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

I would try to convince FancyPants to buy a double ended dildo and........well, you know the rest.

I already got the double ended dildo... just get your vajay-jay over here. :biggrin1:

 

[rob_just_rob]

I'd make $30,000 less a year?

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

I'd make $30,000 less a year?

True, but the guys would whistle at ya when you went out at lunchtime... (it all evens out, right) :tongue:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

True, but the guys would whistle at ya when you went out at lunchtime... (it all evens out, right) :tongue:

Likewise, It'll be one helluv an experience looking for a place to pee and not have people stare.