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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_Kitten_Kaboodle, Sep 1, 2011.
OK guys... now it's YOUR TURN.....
let's see what you would do with your cootchie~ :tongue:
if i had one........i would RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
LOL! I asked my husband that same question years ago. His answer: "Buy a mirror and never leave home!" I thought I'd die laughing!
Any straight guy who answers differently to this is a liar and a fraud and a liar. FACT.
but an intense vibrator and see how many I could churn out, see if I can get more with my penis or vagina
then I'd start keeping my stuff in it, pens, car keys and stuff
Well, first things first... I'd get my ass in the kitchen (where I belong) and start making sandwiches and cleaning up.
After that I'd spend all day seeing what I could and couldn't put in it. I'm sure I'd end up in the hospital at some point...
Try and shoot ping pong balls out of it. And walk into a womens changing room and just watch, occasionally saying the excuse "It's ok ladies, I too have a vah-jay-jay"
I would try to convince FancyPants to buy a double ended dildo and........well, you know the rest.
I;d see how easy that cigarette smoking pussy trick really is
Fuck Myself crazy...
Wow Chuck, you must be very ambitious to try such an advanced technique like that. Kudos.
If I had a vagina, I'd finally have a place to put my penis when I go jogging or riding my bike. It'd be great!
After enjoying that aspect of it, I think I'd get a brazilian and pull a Britney in a mini-skirt.
I'd start shopping
Hehehehehehe.....oh shit, I'm gonna pay for that:redface:.
But in all seriousness tho, I'd probably wonder how much longer this drug was gonna last, either that or wonder what I'd look like with a cameltoe.
I already got the double ended dildo... just get your vajay-jay over here. :biggrin1:
I'd make $30,000 less a year?
True, but the guys would whistle at ya when you went out at lunchtime... (it all evens out, right) :tongue:
Likewise, It'll be one helluv an experience looking for a place to pee and not have people stare.