If I Had A VAGINA....

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

FYI for Buster and Chuck and all my other game fun friends.... If YOU had a VAGINA, you'd have only one phone number on your nightstand:

911


I'd give anything to watch some of you guys handle
* PMS/Mood swings
*Bloody Menstrual Cycles
* Pregnancy
*Childbirth

It's these reasons above that I have always said got has misogynist tendencies.
He is NOT a woman... can't be.... :wink:

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

yeah, I guess that would be the ONLY way you could get to the top... UNLIKE most women at the top... :tongue:

Eh, it's the quickest way. Walk into my bosses off and be like "Mr. xMarksx send me here" and get started. When I'd go back Monday, PROMOTION!

 

[RawDog]

I'd measure how deep it was and answer this fine survey:

http://www.lpsg.org/142661-how-deep-is-your-pussy.html

... then I'd grab a strap on and fuck my wife silly.

 

[D_Sam Rockswell]

I'd die of dehydration and/or hunger and/or heart attack.

 

[D_Budd_Hert]

If I get said vagina ? Do I get a hawt bod to match ? or do I rott in hell looking like my ex wife or her girl friend ? I I get the Hawt bod I'd ? :

1. get a full size mirror and jill myself crazy for a week or 2
2. I'd join LPSG and see how many of the so called hung guys can fuck as well as they can edge
3. get me a sexy plaid skirt ,white see thru blouse with smokin hawt bra ( pink maybe ) matching gaterbelt , white thigh high stocking and color matched stilletos depending on skirt ....pink blck blue plaid skirt = shiny blue stillettos .... and pantiless....parading around in busses ( flashing ) teasing all the bums and college guys and gals ...or casual walk on main street dropping things often
4. humiliate said hung LPSG men telling them how much a worthless fuck they are ....just cuz I can
5. pole dance my way thru college
6. make my ex wife and her ex girlfriend my pussy eating minions
7. have HAWT MMF MFM FMF FF with bf or hubby cuckolds watching wanting begging to get some of their ladies action
8. Hook up with some of the HAWT ladies of LPSG with cam and pics
9. dress sexy and be a prude bitch denying the men of the world
10. wake up splash water in my face and look down just to make sure all of this was a dream

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

I'd measure how deep it was and answer this fine survey:

http://www.lpsg.org/142661-how-deep-is-your-pussy.html

... then I'd grab a strap on and fuck my wife silly.

You'd finally have your answer.. LOL

I'd die of dehydration and/or hunger and/or heart attack.

Keep bottled water in a fridge that you used as a nightstand by your bed.

If I get said vagina ? Do I get a hawt bod to match ? or do I rott in hell looking like my ex wife or her girl friend ? I I get the Hawt bod I'd ? :

1. get a full size mirror and jill myself crazy for a week or 2
2. I'd join LPSG and see how many of the so called hung guys can fuck as well as they can edge
3. get me a sexy plaid skirt ,white see thru blouse with smokin hawt bra ( pink maybe ) matching gaterbelt , white thigh high stocking and color matched stilletos depending on skirt ....pink blck blue plaid skirt = shiny blue stillettos .... and pantiless....parading around in busses ( flashing ) teasing all the bums and college guys and gals ...or casual walk on main street dropping things often
4. humiliate said hung LPSG men telling them how much a worthless fuck they are ....just cuz I can
5. pole dance my way thru college
6. make my ex wife and her ex girlfriend my pussy eating minions
7. have HAWT MMF MFM FMF FF with bf or hubby cuckolds watching wanting begging to get some of their ladies action
8. Hook up with some of the HAWT ladies of LPSG with cam and pics
9. dress sexy and be a prude bitch denying the men of the world
10. wake up splash water in my face and look down just to make sure all of this was a dream

Good luck with #2, #3 Sounds like fun!! and You can do #8 right now mister...

 

[NOINRI]

Get a bandaid for the gaping wound now located between my legs.

 

[ronin001]

If I get said vagina ? Do I get a hawt bod to match ? or do I rott in hell looking like my ex wife or her girl friend ? I I get the Hawt bod I'd ? :

1. get a full size mirror and jill myself crazy for a week or 2
2. I'd join LPSG and see how many of the so called hung guys can fuck as well as they can edge
3. get me a sexy plaid skirt ,white see thru blouse with smokin hawt bra ( pink maybe ) matching gaterbelt , white thigh high stocking and color matched stilletos depending on skirt ....pink blck blue plaid skirt = shiny blue stillettos .... and pantiless....parading around in busses ( flashing ) teasing all the bums and college guys and gals ...or casual walk on main street dropping things often
4. humiliate said hung LPSG men telling them how much a worthless fuck they are ....just cuz I can
5. pole dance my way thru college
6. make my ex wife and her ex girlfriend my pussy eating minions
7. have HAWT MMF MFM FMF FF with bf or hubby cuckolds watching wanting begging to get some of their ladies action
8. Hook up with some of the HAWT ladies of LPSG with cam and pics
9. dress sexy and be a prude bitch denying the men of the world
10. wake up splash water in my face and look down just to make sure all of this was a dream

Inkie is you has a vagina and a hot body, I would meet you at HCTS house for the greatest 3 way ever

 

[D_Lee_Iacuckold]

Id be a slut and find all the straight men that I lust for and have them do whatever they wanted to me

 

[Daichii]

I would watch the lifetime network with a large bowl of ice cream. Punch the nearest guy in the room for leaving the toilet seat up. Flirt with the officers when pulled over. Watch extra, everyday.

 

[D_JohnQPubic]

I would go absolutely crazy trying to reach it with my tongue.


I can still have a tongue, right?

 

[deleted621284]

Id play with it till I die

 

[D_Rufus_D_Dufus]

I'd try to make it do the clapping sound.

 

[fratpack]

wow! yet another hole for me to fill! maybe go for the "dp".

 

[B_Coconutz]

I'd have alot less reasons to visit this site.:wink:

 

[D_LeonardoDeCrapio]

First I'd watch a ton of porn, to make sure everything works.
Go get my cherry popped by the first guy I can find.
Have a threesome fmf a Mfm.
Be the center of a gangbang.

Get a fucking machine just to see how those work.
Double Vagina Penetration, Anal-Vagina,
Have a Kamasutra session.

Bases covered.

 

[silvertriumph2]

It's a very good question....one which I have never thought to peruse before.

I have been sitting here trying to think of some amusing, witty, or even truthful answer, but have come up with just one.

I it were possible, I would return it...for I am happy with the way things are now. As a BI I can still have them both....but would
not have all the problems that actually having one would bring,
ie...cramps, etc. etc. etc....
So why mess with a good thing?

So...THANK YOU ANYWAY, FancyPants..

 

[Russ311]

Fuck all the straight dudes I've lusted after all these years!

 

[Frnkd213]

"If I had a vagina..
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I had a vagina, than
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man."

 

[1Cody]

I sell my cherry to the highest bidder and after i healed up, i would be a high priced whore!!! To heck with BFs, i would only have customers!!!