If I Had A VAGINA....

[185248]

I would call her something other than a pussy.

 

[Maxime_]

I'd touch and pull my tiny "trigger" all the time and simulate fake orgasms like pornstars do....ahahahah!

 

[draw22]

id fly to the uk and let a soccer team take turns, thats if i dont get my period in the same day...ill have a kid and then get a hysterectomy.

 

[At.your.cervix]

If I had a vagina
I'd hammer it in the morning,
I'd hammer it in the evenining,
all over this land. . .

 

[D_Luke_DickStalker]

do lots of kegels

 

[silvertriumph2]

If I had a vagina
I'd hammer it in the morning,
I'd hammer it in the evenining,
all over this land. . .

:biggrin: Great answer...





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[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

It's a very good question....one which I have never thought to peruse before.

I have been sitting here trying to think of some amusing, witty, or even truthful answer, but have come up with just one.

I it were possible, I would return it...for I am happy with the way things are now. As a BI I can still have them both....but would
not have all the problems that actually having one would bring,
ie...cramps, etc. etc. etc....
So why mess with a good thing?

So...THANK YOU ANYWAY, FancyPants..

"Return to Sender" huh? well that's honest and pretty good.

I honestly think I like mine the way it is too...

 

[dude_007]

If I had a vagina I would probably have a bunch of children, no baby daddy, and possibly all the STDs

 

[deleted136887]

Have a deep and meaningfull relationship with my pussy, and tell my BF to go to hell.

 

[D_Johnson Withernads]

If I had a vagina -

There is no feckin way I'd ever get it waxed.

I don't think my remaining male body could cope with the searing agony.

 

[D_LeonardoDeCrapio]

I'd try to get in a threesome ASAP.

 

[TheKeystonePlowboy]

I'd be on my way to becoming a rich old whore with what I know...

 

[Penis Aficionado]

Well, I'd probably give fewer blowjobs ...

 

[B_Coconutz]

I'd still want to jump FancyPants.:smile:

 

[MalakingTiti]

Well, I'd probably give fewer blowjobs ...

HAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA That's hilarious.

 

[185248]

Vagina? Whats a vagina?

Does this have something to do with Miracle on 35th Street?

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Isn't that the title of a song by Peter, Paul and Mary? :biggrin1:

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Vagina? Whats a vagina?

Does this have something to do with Miracle on 35th Street?

:rofl::clap: