Get it vulgar, if you wish ... but get it right.
Here's my best guess:
Brad Pitt - under 50 posts *
Dean Phoenix - 50-99 posts *
Jeff Stryker - 100-499 posts **
Ron Jeremy - 500-999 posts
John Holmes - 1000-1999 posts
Mandingo - 2000+ posts
* Order could be reversed. Data unavailable.
** Impressive exactitude of spelling.
I fully empathize that Mister Mandingo is more colossal than Mister John Holmes. I disputify the vulgaritudness of this this penile forum annunciation, of the people for the people and by the people. Do not send for who the bell tolls 'cause the bell tolls for thee.
That was my best Don Kingese.