If I Had Pam Andersons Boobs

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  1. Imported

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    Donkdick: O.K. lets talk explotation here for a second. When it comes to men the media likes to show six pack abs, an rock hard thighs, but rarely do they ever show a guy with a huge bulge. this is what I say; if you're selling yourself to hollywood we have a right to see the whole picture.

    Remember the mid nineties where you couldn't take two steps without seeing Pam's boobs bouncing on a magazine in front of you? why don't we have a male Icon? and I don't mean a porno star, I mean like a real(as real as Pam at least) actor. Pam came from Playboy so get some horse cocked guy from Playgirl and make him a star.

    Example: Male star steps out of shower on daytime soap ad, as he pulls up his
    purposely two sizes too small breifs we get a gander at his massive trouser pipe.

    I mean why not? Is it that the male controlled media is afraid to promote the well endowed? You wouldn't know it from all the penis enlargement ads they run late night and in mens magazines.
     
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    Yeah, I'm waiting for that day, too, Donkdick! We have started seeing more male 'skin' on tv and in movies now, so maybe it'll be just a progressive thing until the hot dude steps out of the shower and pulls up a couple of sizes too small undies to display his huge endowments. Until them, just dream on. guy. :rolleyes:
     
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    I agree. Don't know if it will happen in my lifetime?! Get a glimpse of it in ads in gay 'zines, but not mainstream (or, I should say seldom). Of course, don't forget the display of men's pecs (besides our abs).
     
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    The more competitive broadcast TV gets with cable/satellite, the more likely we are to see not only bulges, but glimpses of the snake itself.

    Fifty years ago I Love Lucy couldn't mention the word pregnant and husbands and wives slept in twin beds.

    It wasn't until the 1970's that we could hear Archie Bunker flush his 'terlet.'

    I think the slow-but-sure progress is much faster now - too fast for some (reference: Janet/Justin) - but the times they are a changin'.
     
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    This is a lil messed up, but wasn't there an episode of The Simpsons where they showed Ned Flanders (blurred out and apparently friggin' MASSIVE) penis???
     
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    It's a simple reason - men are shallow enough to be fixated on breasts while male sex appeal is down to much more than just a penis, and anyone who think otherwise is putting more faith in their penis than it can deliver. A six pack, toned chest, square jaw and...gasp....even personality are all features deemed attractive in men

    The truth is that penis size is way down the list, and kidding yourself otherwise is merely delusional. So (some) of the people who post here have large penises. Ok? And? That makes them/us gods of some sort? Bullshit.

    There is absolutely no need for a role model for the well endowed. Asking for a male Pamela Anderson is asking for a man shallow enough to want to be known only for his penis, and I think we all notice that as a feature of the more obnoxious posters on these boards
     
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    I doubt that many women, other than bimbos, look to Pamela Anderson as a role model.

    As for the endowed male being a role model - you can bet that there are plenty of male bimbos who will look up to him as well.
     
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    I don't remember one like that and I've seen just about every episode. But there was one where Flanders had on a skin-tight ski suit. I can't remember if there was a package, since I don't usually look for such things, but there was plenty of ass-crack. Homer, of course, being his nemesis, says "Stupid sexy Flanders!"
     
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    Um, Tommy Lee? He's not Playgirl material, but his penis certainly is.
     
  10. Imported

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    LoveGirl:
    Are you calling half of every 10-16 year old girl in her peak time a bimbo?
     
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    Question: How do you catch Pamela Anderson in the woods?














    Answer: You set up a Booby trap.
     
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    Thanx Pecker, as usual you are the delight of my early morning perusing!
     
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    As what, an ad for photoshopping? C'mon, his dick's so damn fake in that video it's not even worth wasting bandwith on.
     
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    HORSEHUNGshowoff:
    As what, an ad for photoshopping? C'mon, his dick's so damn fake in that video it's not even worth wasting bandwith on.



    Ummmmm How does one Get a fake Dick Sucked Fuck with a Fake Dick and Cum with a fake dick on a Video ? lolol , plz enlighten me ............ TLs cock is VERY REAL but not very impressive , a Good 8" which is nothing to sneeze at but not all Massive like everyone proclaims


    The REAL deal
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    Javierdude22: Well yeah, that would be the best computerized special effects ever.

    Especially for a Home Video camera!
     
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    HORSEHUNGshowoff:
     
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    What's with the "less of a man if he hasn't a 9 incher?" Maybe my definitions of masculinity are different from yours.
     
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    HORSEHUNGshowoff:
     
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    I think the meaning was in "perception" of him being less of a man. A woman's boobs have no direct effect on sexual performance, but a man's cock size does- at least to an extent. Therefore if an actor were a "grower" he may be unwilling to expose his flaccid penis for fear of being pegged as a small man. This happened a few years back when some newsman reported having seen Kevin Costner's "very small penis" during the filming of some movie, it was not a flattering thing for him!
     
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    HORSEHUNGshowoff: thanks hon for the elaboration and showing the true intent :p

    The REAL deal
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