^^^ Well, don't keep me in suspense. What is this new career all about?
About my penis length.... I don't like to throw any numbers around... I would guess that it is average for length and above average for girth.
But, still I am within one standard deviation. Hence, the screenname, since Mr. Average was already taken.
I would swear, though, that when I was younger at about 18 my cock was way closer to 8 inches . I am 36 now.
I wish it were like that now.... then you wouldn't have to be sitting there reading me whine about how fat I am.
Yeah, I have heard the 30 pounds gains you an inch thing before. Even the doctor that comes on Oprah's show said it. You should have heard all the women in her audience ooohhhh'ing and ahhhh'ing when they heard that.
I probably am being too hard on myself. I see a lot of these scrawny guys on here and in porn in general and they look huge.
I will have my 20 year class reunion in 2010, I think. So that is something to shoot for, to look really really good and have these women lust after me.
That would be quite the ego boost.