If i was god..

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  1. D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah

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    If i was god....?



    1. I would make it illeagl to wear socks and sandals

    2. Being fat would be considered attractive and chocolate would be the ULTIMATE health food

    3. Work would be voluantry and would have a limit of 3 hours max per day
     
  2. IntoxicatingToxin

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    It's hard for me to imagine that I could ever possibly improve on God's creation... but for the FUN of it...

    There would be no cancer.
    Every food would be healthy and people couldn't get overweight.
    Respect was ingrained in our hearts, bodies, and minds... and it couldn't be taken away.
     
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    Good news! Dark chocolate really IS good for you! It has lots of antioxidants...

    (maybe there IS a God after all... now if we could work on the "being fat being considered attractive... but then, it is to some people now, so hey. But then, they think I'm too thin! We also need more guys who think average women are attractive! :smile: )
     
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    Shit, I wear socks with sandals all the time.:eek::redface:
     
  5. No_Strings

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    I'd give myself $600.
     
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    If i was god bin laden would be would be on a island with nothing but a plastic fork to survive.disease would be gone.and all would be fine in the world
     
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    While your at it can you also ban Mullets and Eyglasses with the middle taped, make britney and paris disappear, give rosie o'donnell class, out tom cruise, replace bush, provide free healthcare, send those beckhams back to merry ole england......did I miss anything?
     
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    Thank god theres a god and i`m not it, if i were god everytime i got mad at someone they would be like michail jackson in his famous pepsi commercial, for those who are to young to remember, thats the one where his hair actually caught on fire, true story, look it up.


    lafever
     
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    If I was God, I would write my own Bible. The contradicting people who wrote it for Me made a mess of it.
     
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    If I were God, I would make it clear with a LOUD announcement that loving someone of the same sex is okay.
     
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    If I was God,
    1. I would heal the pain and sufferings of creatures.
    2. I would not permit any act or form of killing among creatures.
    3. I would bring peace and tranquility to the world.
     
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    If I were God I would damn all those who incorrectly state the conditional tense.
     
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    I would hang out at the beach playing hackeysack and stuff and then just nonchalantly start walking on water.

    Boy would that freak people the fuck out.
     
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    Don't forget spending money...:tongue:
     
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    ..I would make all men wear a sign showing their penis size :biggrin1:
     
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    If I were God, I would bring those miners out alive.

    I'd take care of global warming.

    Hatred, greed, rage, poverty, ignorance and bigotry would banish from the earth. And everyone would be pleasant and kind.
     
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    Make it $800 and a pack of these?
     
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    I'd deny everything.

    I'd let women have a free pair of shoes every month.

    I'd let guys have whatever size cock their partners wanted.

    I'd make periods unnecessary.
     
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    You're on. Top. :tongue:

    I'd vote for you.
     
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    But sentences need perio.. Ohhh!
     
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