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Considering he knows my preferences and presumably this thread is supposed to be serious, I don't know why the HELL he posted this crap if only to irk me.:rolleyes:

He absolutely knows your preference... and is there anything on this site that can be taken fully serious, Chuck? He's just having fun with you ...

Have a glass of wine, or a shot of bourbon, or a stiff whiskey... :smile:
I luvs ya, and no one would ever doubt that you luvs the womens here.... and only them. :wink:


(that's what made his post so hilarious)
 

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He absolutely knows your preference... and is there anything on this site that can be taken fully serious, Chuck? He's just having fun with you ...

Have a glass of wine, or a shot of bourbon, or a stiff whiskey... :smile:
I luvs ya, and no one would ever doubt that you luvs the womens here.... and only them. :wink:


(that's what made his post so hilarious)
What evs, Betty, so what about ridin' to the concert on my 'Zuki 750 with me?
 

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What evs, Betty, so what about ridin' to the concert on my 'Zuki 750 with me?

as long as you are in control... I'll slide up behind you any day :wink:

It's a date!

I'd love to make a joke about something big between my legs... but I'll just tell you in person! haha
 
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Considering he knows my preferences and presumably this thread is supposed to be serious, I don't know why the HELL he posted this crap if only to irk me.:rolleyes:

Dude! is an ML thread, totes not meant to be taken seriously.

all in fun and cheesy/amazing dates with folks you find interesting
*pets Mr. Chuck* Mr. Brisler is just playin'
it's not like you have to put out at the end of the date :wink::tongue::cool:
*runs away*
 

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Dude! is an ML thread, totes not meant to be taken seriously.

all in fun and cheesy/amazing dates with folks you find interesting
*pets Mr. Chuck* Mr. Brisler is just playin'
it's not like you have to put out at the end of the date :wink::tongue::cool:
*runs away*


:arms:OH ML, I am soooo glad you said that putting out was not a requirement... :yup: I was a bit nervous about that ... :wall:

:biggrin1::laugh2:
 

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Dude! is an ML thread, totes not meant to be taken seriously.

all in fun and cheesy/amazing dates with folks you find interesting
*pets Mr. Chuck* Mr. Brisler is just playin'
it's not like you have to put out at the end of the date :wink::tongue::cool:
*runs away*
You don't have to pet it there, ML; just stroke it,:naughty:
:arms:OH ML, I am soooo glad you said that putting out was not a requirement... :yup: I was a bit nervous about that ... :wall:

:biggrin1::laugh2:
Oh-WELL.......I was gonna take you on a trip to The Grand Canyon, Mt Rushmore, Statue of Liberty, Liberty bell, the ROCKY statue, Strawberry fields in Central park, and if you're a good girl, Visit the land in California, not the WORLD in Orlando, and kiss under THE MAGIC CASTLE.
 

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You don't have to pet it there, ML; just stroke it,:naughty:

Oh-WELL.......I was gonna take you on a trip to The Grand Canyon, Mt Rushmore, Statue of Liberty, Liberty bell, the ROCKY statue, Strawberry fields in Central park, and if you're a good girl, Visit the land in California, not the WORLD in Orlando, and kiss under THE MAGIC CASTLE.

Soooo... are you saying you WERE going to take me all these wonderful places....
well checking out all of the ROCKS and stone in your itinerary... I might have to work a deal with you to get your rocks off... :tongue:

you wouldn't have to twist my arm.... hard. :wink:
 

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Soooo... are you saying you WERE going to take me all these wonderful places....
well checking out all of the ROCKS and stone in your itinerary... I might have to work a deal with you to get your rocks off... :tongue:

you wouldn't have to twist my arm.... hard. :wink:
Well, I dunno..... you think you can behave while I'm on the bike and not cause a back splash?
 

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Well, I dunno..... you think you can behave while I'm on the bike and not cause a back splash?

As long as I have something big between my legs I promise to be a very good girl.

(That was far too easy Chuck) :rofl:

More dates?
Several of the ladies here with whom I'd like to have a girl's night out.

I'd also love to have a dinner and pool party at my home (bc I enjoy cooking and entertaining)...for all the folks on my contact list. Because you are special!
 

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As long as I have something big between my legs I promise to be a very good girl.

(That was far too easy Chuck) :rofl:

More dates?
Several of the ladies here with whom I'd like to have a girl's night out.

I'd also love to have a dinner and pool party at my home (bc I enjoy cooking and entertaining)...for all the folks on my contact list. Because you are special!
I'd also consider Surf and Turf at a local steakhouse in my area.
Or maybe an elegant Italian meal nearby, complete with band in the special room.
And 'sides, what makes you think YOU'D drive my bike there, Bets?