If I won a fortune on the lottery I would....

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  1. Tickled Pink

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    buy a house for me, my mum, dad, sister etc etc, have liposuction, get my nose straightened, have my breasts lifted, pop over to the USA for a night out with some of you guys and buy a kitten!

    And you?
     
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    I'd probably blow it all in the fastest time possible but have a damn good time doing it. I'd buy all the things for my family and friends they needed then I'd go on the biggest shopping spree ever seen in the history of man.
     
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    Can I come, I'm rubbish at shopping!!! lol
     
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    If I won a fortune on the lottery I would....

    1. pay Uncle Sam and Auntie State their due.
    2. form a non profit Corporation. Charitable one.
    3. buy me a nice simple home with a nice view.
    4. divest myself from my immediate family with the first familial divorce. settlement.
    5. get me a really nice truck.
    6. start my own healthy Southern cooking restaurant.
    7. meet Jack Venice or a gay Jack Venice lookalike.:wink:
    8. better my existing home studio.
     
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    Course you can, shopping is my super power :)
     
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    retire.
     
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    If I won a fortune on the lottery, I would:

    1. Pay off all my debt (there's really not much)
    2. Buy a new car
    3. Go to Tahiti
    4. Buy a house
    5. Go on a shopping spree!!
    6. Get my breasts done
     
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    Talking is mine, once I get started I find it difficult to shut up!!!! lol :smile:
     
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    I'm like that too, if I'm not with a friend I'm yacking on the phone to a friend, or virtually talking on the net.
     
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    Another thing I'd do would be to get another computer and put it in my bedroom so I could look at all the nice piccys on this site whilst in a nice warm bed! Im getting a bit chilly sitting here!
     
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    i'd build my mom the house she's wanted on the lot she's held onto as a dream for the last 30 years.

    set my special-needs brother up for life.

    take voice and acting lessons.

    go on an amazing trip to europe. other trips: china. africa. south america. hell, see the world.

    get a nice 3 bedroom house with a 7 car (one for each day) garage & big barn for all my toys.

    i'd work at being influential, not necessarily famous, but influential in causes important to me.

    do therapy. :)
     
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    1. Buy a business
    2. Buy a few investment properties
    3. Give some to the family
    4. Around the world cruise
     
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    Build my new store.
    My wife would be able to retire.
    Develop my Internet directory service idea and become rich, then I can help some very deserving people and organizations.

    And keep working, but I might take a day off now and then.
     
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    I would keep working so that all the money could go to investments and real estate.

    - - - - - -

    But I would buy some new shoes and maybe have my broken nose fixed!!
     
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    Dance naked in the streets!
    :boobies:
     
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    1)I'd pay off all debts, old and new.
    2)I'd buy back the house I grew up in and the adjoining land for privacy.
    3)I'd get corrective surgery for my eyes,namely LASIK.
    4)I'd quit my day job, hire a hundred day workers, pay them 50 bucks each, and tell them to moon the store.
    5)I'd ask my GF to really marry me in a doozy of a wedding heard in three states
    6)A motorcycle
    7)A car.
     
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    Pay my taxes, invest some, and purchase a home in Switzerland.
     
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    Actually my first reaction would be to faint probably!!!
     
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    I often think about how paranoid I'd become if I won - what would I do with my winning ticket?
     
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    be extremely surprised, I dont do the lottery
     
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