So last night I was bored and horny, and a friend and I were discussing things you shouldn't put on your penis. We talked about Bengay/Icy Hot, those kinds of products and he said when he was younger he tried it having no idea that it would burn like a bitch. I had never heard anything about it but like any other retarded male was curious to try myself even with warnings not to. I heard a lot of stories that it burned so much but it made their dicks insanely hard for awhile. So I thought I was clever and would put only a tiny tiny bit, perhaps getting something good out of it without the intense burn. I literally put the tiniest of drops on my finger then just ran it up and down my dick. I was talking to my friend over Skype and was in the middle of a sentence saying "I don't really feeling any-......OWWWW FUCK IT BURNS". I ran into the bathroom to wash it off using cold water, and the water mixed with the small amount I put on...ran down to my balls which also proceeded to ignite. After about 15 minutes the pain went away but the tingling and super sensation still remained. I walked around my house naked with nothing but a cold washcloth on my dick for an hour...I looked like a very pale and confused tribesman with a loincloth on. Boredom is a very dangerous thing, especially when you are the owner of a penis, have recently run out of lubrication, and locate a bottle of Bengay.