If it wasn't for porn...

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    Before the WWW, a lot of us probably learned more than we ever wanted to about sex, sexuality, the female/male body, etc. from sneaking into dad's hidden stash of porn magazines. So imagine back to when you were still young and naive and share your new found knowlege here.

    If it wasn't for porn, I would have never known...

    ...that redheads can have red pubs
    ...that Playboy hides a little Bunny logo on every cover
    ...what an uncircumsized penis looked like
    ...that a penis can really get that big (kinda learned that here though)
     
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    I've learned that women always cum and make noise like a dying cat.
     
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    Porn has taught me that all women are perpetually horny, have large, fake breasts, and are thrown into fits of orgasm when a guy comes on their face.
     
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    I learned that spit makes great lube.
     
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