If Lexington Steele is only 9.5 inches...

[RamIt]

Id like to be able to tell myself I have an honest 8 inches, but that might be pushing it. Girth I know to be an honest 6 or a little more, but those pics are so easy to fake with a tape. I think the gillette can in my photo is 6.5 in girth and 8 in length.

I will say that I was a lot happier with myself when I didnt know any better at age 16 and thought I had 9 inches.

I was chatting with a girl I used to date, and she asked me what I was up to. I told her "about ten inches". She said "that sounds about right."

 

[B_Bonky]

well props to you, you have a ruler on yours. KUTGW

 

[Draconis71]

Comparison shots are good. I used to have a few: Gillette shaving can, phone, deodorant can. And now...the humble remote control :redface:

In porn they ALWAYS add inches and start the measure at 2 or 3" (as opposed to zero). It's ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as the 'Insane Cock Brotha' whose tiny penis fell out of his prosthetic one.

http://www.ishootporn.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/fake_dick2.jpg

That's a dick???!!!???
Christ.... I thought it was a toothpick.
NICE catch. ;P

 

[B_Bjen2848]

biggest dick ever

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i find sites like these funny

 

[manhattaner]

I was chatting with a girl I used to date, and she asked me what I was up to. I told her "about ten inches". She said "that sounds about right."

I tend to think that, while a lot of men do add an inch or two to the true measurement, it's not a "measure + 2" kind of a deal. I really think it's blissfull ignorance of the "well it sorta looks like 9", so I'll just say it's that instead of measuring it" sort. And you know it always looks bigger.

One of my exes was huge. I must've had quite the look on my face when I saw him naked for the first time because his response was "My last girlfriend told me I was 11", and she knew what she was talking about" :smile:

Eventually we measured, and it turned out to be 9.5 (yes, he should've been in porn, damn that PhD and an 8-to-6 job that ruined it for him :smile, but the point is he had no idea, and nor did I. If you asked me, I would've guessed anything between 11 and fuck knows.

And very few guys want to take out a ruler and actually verify how accurate their guess is.

 

[northwestone]

I'd wager that every gay/straight/bi/man/boy has measured his dick at some point in their life, maybe not length-girth-size-of-head scientific accuracy kinda stuff, but we all have an idea how long our dick is.

People pretend they're 'not that bothered' or 'never got round to it' but they'd mostly be lying....and it's most certainly not true of the men who join LPSG.... people don't just stumble across sites like this LOL

what keeps us all in denial and getting all shy about the true facts about our own bodies is worrying about how they measure up in the locker room, compared to our partner's exes, porn stars, quasi-scientific studies about averages, etc, etc

 

[B_andyo]

I have always thought differently, maybe if a girl on the street asked me how big is it I will respond : its 2.2 inches. And of course she may want to see it or tell other people how small is it.. then when she ask to see it I would with no shame.. lol then you will be a liar? but I would say yes its 2.2 inches wide..I wasn't lying. LOL.. ..

I would do it~

 

[B_Bonky]

Here's the thing though with size accuracy: It may be fine for the average guy to look down and go "That looks approximately X inches long."

However, this is a board specifically for talking about BIG SHLONGS.

Mensa, for example, is a place for people with big IQs. Do you think the Mensa people just estimate their IQs? Hell no, you can bet that every Mensa member knows exactly his IQ. As every person here who is claiming to have a large shlong should know exactly his size.

Estimation, and inaccuracy, and wishful thinking is fine, just not for lpsg.org.

 

[Knight Attrition]

Your so right about this, I hate people that lie about the size of their penis. BTW did I mention that I have a 15" cock?

 

[BenWaaaaah]

I always would hold up my pinkie and say "I'm only this big" - it makes them curious because most guys will say the complete opposite. They usually say "You're lying!" and I say "Well, there's only one way to find out!"

 

[yngjock20]

I've always said that people who claim their length to be over 10" are purely playing to the visual miscommunication. Most people can't truly envision these true lengths unless they train themselves to know ____ size equals ______ visually.

It helps if you know how big your own cock is, then you can look at another cock and sort of measure it by sight.

Puts things in perspective...especially in the skewed reality that many of this site's members opperate in.

 

[_avg_]

So, uh...nobody can post the relevent clip for us curious (but broke) sonsabitches? Not even a screencap? Nothing?

Curse.

Well, for what it's worth, I always include a measurement shot. And usually a comparison shot, since there's no well-accepted "correct" way to measure.

 

[louie_louie]

i actually met leanna heartt (not sure of the spelling) three years ago- she was a shrimp and weighed 90 pounds at the most! that's the size of woman the porn industry likes- makes the guys look bigger.

also, i am a pro photographer and know how to use a wide-angle lens. everything in the center of the frame is enlarged this way. if you really want a clue to a porn star's girth, watch when a girl uses her hand when giving a blow job. if her (little) hand can encircle the guy's cock pretty easily, chances are he's not all that girthy.

to add even more to the mix, today's computer editing equipment allows to 'enhance' a part of the frame, and that 'sweet spot' can even be moved around. guess where they are locating that cursor during editing?

 

[8dot75]

I've said it before in some other threads.... You have just hit the nail on the head. 9.5" is HUGE. claims of 10;11.5;13"...????? Bullshit.(What about 16" claims? why are they not in porn???)
Thanks for your post. Should put a cork in some of the claims here, probably won't.

9 1/2" inches is HUGE?????

then, at 9 1/4", I should feel blessed !

Thanks , petergroot!

 

[8dot75]

Your so right about this, I hate people that lie about the size of their penis. BTW did I mention that I have a 15" cock?

15" cock!?!?!?

That's about average HEIGHT for a chicken.....

yuk yuk yuk!:biggrin1:

 

[D_Geffarde Phartsmeller]

Had to reopen the thread. Why the hell do guys try to tell me they're as big as Lex when they clearly aren't? I'm looking at your pics, I'm looking at his pics, and guess who's coming up short?!?!?! Seriously, save yourself the embarrassment and don't be full of shit. Especially when the bullshitter doesn't even have some size comparison pics!!! So irritating. From henceforth, anyone that says they're 9.5 inches (or bigger...) will be ignored pending live cam evidence. Fuck, I'll even settle with the classic ruler or beer bottle pics if it looks convincing. But don't take a few angled shots and expect me to believe your arbitrary number. Pathetic. And jesus christ, people, don't feed the fantasy! If you start doting on them and buying into the lies, they'll never stop! Yeah I'm venting.

 

[bigbull29]

Had to reopen the thread. Why the hell do guys try to tell me they're as big as Lex when they clearly aren't? I'm looking at your pics, I'm looking at his pics, and guess who's coming up short?!?!?! Seriously, save yourself the embarrassment and don't be full of shit. Especially when the bullshitter doesn't even have some size comparison pics!!! So irritating. From henceforth, anyone that says they're 9.5 inches (or bigger...) will be ignored pending live cam evidence. Fuck, I'll even settle with the classic ruler or beer bottle pics if it looks convincing. But don't take a few angled shots and expect me to believe your arbitrary number. Pathetic. And jesus christ, people, don't feed the fantasy! If you start doting on them and buying into the lies, they'll never stop! Yeah I'm venting.

Let's get the shit stirred up again.

My peter is thicker than Lex Steele's. After you click on the link below, click once on the pic to make it bigger. I'm just stating the obvious.:biggrin1:

http://rollertrain.blogspot.com/lex_dick.jpg

 

[B_Bonky]

Had to reopen the thread. Why the hell do guys try to tell me they're as big as Lex when they clearly aren't? I'm looking at your pics, I'm looking at his pics, and guess who's coming up short?!?!?! Seriously, save yourself the embarrassment and don't be full of shit. Especially when the bullshitter doesn't even have some size comparison pics!!! So irritating. From henceforth, anyone that says they're 9.5 inches (or bigger...) will be ignored pending live cam evidence. Fuck, I'll even settle with the classic ruler or beer bottle pics if it looks convincing. But don't take a few angled shots and expect me to believe your arbitrary number. Pathetic. And jesus christ, people, don't feed the fantasy! If you start doting on them and buying into the lies, they'll never stop! Yeah I'm venting.

I fully agree. It's time this board goes from some freakish fantasy laugh-in to a (somewhat) serious board for and about guys who really are "endowed."

 

[CardiffDillon]

It's important to remember that porn is about fantasy, not anatomy. The stats the porn guys and their studios claim aren't about measuring incorrectly...it's about adding to your sexual fantasy. Lots of people in this thread have given examples of how that fantasy is reinforced:- Big cocks on little guys, like Mandingo; tiny girls with tiny hands; forced perspective, with the guys cock practically shoved down the camera lens (a practice not unknown to members of this site).

The bottom line is that big cocks sell vids, and the bigger the claims for the cock then the better the chance for sales. That applies equally to str8 vids and gay vids. Take Jack Napier as an example, billed as 'The Biggest Dick in Porn' and yet starring in an overtly heterosexual str8 line of vids. I doubt if Mandingo and Lex Steele were selected for their Oscar winning potential either. What porn performers don't possess for real is easily corrected by slick advertising, good camerawork and sympathetic casting.

I used to chat with a porn producer/director who'd been in the industry for many years. He told me his formula when it came to casting guys. 7" = 9"; 8" = 10"; 9" = 12"; 10" = 14". Above 12", he'd never seen one.

In the days before this site became a mass attraction, I used to run a little section called the LPSG Hall of Fame. It was a league table and pics of the biggest verified cocks on the site. In those days, maybe 8 or 9 years or so ago, nobody credible here claimed to be bigger than 11 inches.

Remember the old adage guys...."Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence"....and remember the context of the claim and the motivations of the claimant.

cheers

Dillon

 

[B_henry miller]

This is fascinating. It's so counter intuitive that in heterosexual pornography marketed to heterosexual men, the size of a man's penis would be a part of the marketing.

I used to chat with a porn producer/director who'd been in the industry for many years. He told me his formula when it came to casting guys. 7" = 9"; 8" = 10"; 9" = 12"; 10" = 14". Above 12", he'd never seen one.