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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Gillette, Dec 10, 2006.
If you had breasts, what is the first thing you'd do?
First thing? Shave off my chest hair
Golly gee .. much as I'd like to strut in the mirror, show off and post a picture of 'em in the galleries here .. I think the first thing I'd do would be to make sure I was still packin'
Yeah that would look pretty wierd otherwise
Check my sense of balance.
Or am I being too optimistic?
I think I'm with Steve Martin on this one... I'd stay home all day and play with them. :smile:
I'd name them.
:tongue: We do. We're just not as well endowed, are you trying to make us feel inferior?:tongue:
LOL thanks for the laughs guys. Today has been a tough day.
oooo I could be the richest tittie bar dancer in all of San Francisco.
I'd bust them out everywhere and say "HEY! LOOK WHAT I GOT!"
Funny - it never occurs to me to do that with my dick :biggrin1:
If I had boobs, I would realize that I was a tranny.
However, if boobs on guys were normal, I would probably jump up and down to see if a girl COULD get a black eye from it.:tongue:
No i wouldnt want breasts. I have enough to carry around now between my legs. I know breasts can be uncomfortable for women at times so no......:smile:
If I had huge ones, I think I'd hit lecherous peeps in the head with them and knock 'em out.
I would star in she-male vids
have them removed--they are made up of mostly fat tissue (if they're natural)
Buy a bra
Sucker! Or rather Sucker's, the first thing I would do is find two beautiful women to suck my nipples.
I dont want tits and a big dick. No way! I will make a deal with any woman.You take my big dick and i will take your tits. To have tits and a big dick No way! :smile: :wink:
Cum over them :biggrin1: