If Men Had Breasts

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  1. Gillette

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    First thing? Shave off my chest hair :)
     
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    Golly gee .. much as I'd like to strut in the mirror, show off and post a picture of 'em in the galleries here .. I think the first thing I'd do would be to make sure I was still packin' :eek:
     
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    Yeah that would look pretty wierd otherwise ;)
     
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    Check my sense of balance.

    Or am I being too optimistic?
     
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    I think I'm with Steve Martin on this one... I'd stay home all day and play with them. :smile:
     
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    :tongue: We do. We're just not as well endowed, are you trying to make us feel inferior?:tongue:
     
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    LOL thanks for the laughs guys. Today has been a tough day.

    oooo I could be the richest tittie bar dancer in all of San Francisco.
     
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    I'd bust them out everywhere and say "HEY! LOOK WHAT I GOT!"

    Funny - it never occurs to me to do that with my dick :biggrin1:
     
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    If I had boobs, I would realize that I was a tranny.

    However, if boobs on guys were normal, I would probably jump up and down to see if a girl COULD get a black eye from it.:tongue:
     
  13. Mr. Snakey

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    No i wouldnt want breasts. I have enough to carry around now between my legs. I know breasts can be uncomfortable for women at times so no......:smile:
     
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    If I had huge ones, I think I'd hit lecherous peeps in the head with them and knock 'em out.
     
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    I would star in she-male vids
     
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    have them removed--they are made up of mostly fat tissue (if they're natural)
     
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    Buy a bra
     
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    Sucker! Or rather Sucker's, the first thing I would do is find two beautiful women to suck my nipples.
     
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    I dont want tits and a big dick. No way! I will make a deal with any woman.You take my big dick and i will take your tits. To have tits and a big dick No way! :smile: :wink:
     
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    Cum over them :biggrin1:
     
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