If the penis genie appeared...

[7x6]

... and said "you can have any size you like", what size would you ask for?, this is clearly a question that (variations of) has been asked many times in LPSG but this genie is different, he doesn't talk in inches, he talks in perceptions of prospective partners.

For example:

1: You could ask for something that would get reacions of "too big" from 5% of prospective partners, which would of course probably be not enough to impress a real size queen.

2: big enough to worry 50% but not big enough to to hear "you are the biggest" every single time.

3: Maybe you'd prefer something that would have 95% saying "you aren't getting near me with that thing" but leave the rest worshiping your incredible size.

4. Something more like 99% where it's so big that life becomes a quest to find the ultimate unsatified size queen and finally give him/her what she/he needs.


It seems to me that 1 is probably the ideal (if the ideal is something that will satisfy the most women/men) in real life but when i'm masturbating, i'm usually fantasizing about being 4, or if i'm in a more realistic frame of mind, maybe a 3.

But if it really happened, would I really even want a 2?, would I be unable to resist asking for a 4?


Just wondering what others think about this.

 

[rob_just_rob]

I wouldn't pick any of those - I'd like to be average sized or a bit less. Although I suppose option 1 could be average/medium (to some small percentage of women, that might be too big).

 

[mjs978]

if a genies involved it better change size afterwards so its bigger than anything shes ever had but not so big she runs the other way

 

[cyberczar]

I'm with some of the other posters.

Honest to God dude if a penis genie suddenly appeared and said I could have a penis of any size imaginable, I'd go for 6-6.5 easy. Yep, cut the thing in HALF.

Life would be so much more easier.

 

[D_golden parachute]

Your penis is 12x13?

 

[cyberczar]

Uh, no. I was saying I'd prefer something between 6" - 6.5".

 

[BigDuder]

i'd want to have a T-1000 (from Terminator 2) like dick that could expand and contract as I saw fit. That'd be pretty awesome.

 

[D_golden parachute]

Uh, no. I was saying I'd prefer something between 6" - 6.5".

"cut the thing in HALF"

 

[cyberczar]

It's called rounding.

Dude, my cock is 11.75" long, but it might as well frakking be 12" and under the right conditions it probably already is; I just needed to press the tape measure harder into my groin than I originally did.

What's up with the semantics?

 

[D_golden parachute]

Excuse me while I rofl out of the thread...

 

[HazelGod]

I'd ask the genie for the ability to change the size and shape of my cock at will. I would have so much fun with that one...!

 

[someotherguy]

I'd ask for a 2ft long and 1ft thick cock with balls the size of grapefruits. Then I'd do all the porn I can and make as much money as I can in a week and then ask for a more normal size. Maybe about 9in. That's me, always thinking.

 

[MCA]

The problem with this is, whatever I chose, within a few months I would just want a bigger one. I think that's just how it goes.

 

[rusty__]

i would ask for my foreskin back

 

[B_blackkid]

Forskin, more cum, and of course a penis large enough to satisfy my girlfriend or future whife ( as the genie could see into the future right? ) and then I'd ask for my own mental transformation to simply accept that size.

Really, the last part is most important; the only thing I'd want back is my foreskin, and after that if I could mentally be happy at 7.5 x 5.5 I'd not care.

I kind of just watch too much porn to like my own penis, as the penis fascinates me, and watching a vagina stretch is even more enticing.

 

[theprizefighter]

first off, how did no one say that a penis genie is just called a "penie"?

anywho, i'd say give me the size that pleases the woman i do or will love (i know i already have that, most everyone does, but..) ALSO make it a size where i will not feel inferior or ask questions like "am i big enough?". too bad we can't talk in inches, that'd be WAY easier! really, nobody's penis needs to change, just the owner's perception.

 

[cookiesweet83]

if the penis genie appeared to me: i'd say give me man with 8.5, nice set of balls tight and low, thick and hard strong cock with enough stamina to fuck for hours. then id kiss the genie and say thank u.

 

[D_Steve_Blough_Jobs]

I would probably just ask for about about another inch of girth. I am only about 5.5 now and I would love to be right at 6.5 to go with my 8+" of length. According to the penis chart that is the womens ideal size. HEHE!!
CJ

 

[deleted110426]

I'd ask for an extra inch in both length and girth dimensions and slighty bigger lower hanging balls

 

[wants2bebigger]

i'd ask to be 9.75"x6.5". dunno why just would like to be that big.

wow brislands, another inch of girth on you would be insane!