If the penis genie appeared...

[scottbud]

I'm with some of the other posters.

Honest to God dude if a penis genie suddenly appeared and said I could have a penis of any size imaginable, I'd go for 6-6.5 easy. Yep, cut the thing in HALF.

Life would be so much more easier.

I'll take half of yours! Ill even pay for the surgery.

 

[deleted110426]

wow brislands, another inch of girth on you would be insane!

7 inches mid shaft girth would be great. I'm about 6.5 at the base and the few girls I've been with love the base girth so I know that extra .50 at midshaft wouldn't be too bad

 

[LeeEJ]

I'd ask the genie for the ability to change the size and shape of my cock at will. I would have so much fun with that one...!

There's a joke about that... *snaps fingers, claps hands* :biggrin1:

 

[D_Duane Pipe]

#4 option would be fun. I mean, honestly, we're on a website with a bunch of size queens. There would be someone willing to handle it, even if some size queens wouldn't. I also agree about being in porn. If you had a #4 option going. Somebody would put you in a porno. Then to top it all off, to be a dancer. The size would scare most, but hypnotize the rest. Would love to do that and have a scene like out of "Bachelor Party" where the male stripper has his dick in a hot dog bun disguised like a hot dog. Then to have a woman grab it and tug on it and look in disbelief at the size and that it's attached to me. I'm thinking a foot long with a 7" circumference. That would rock!

 

[8dot75]

I'd ask for a 2ft long and 1ft thick cock with balls the size of grapefruits. Then I'd do all the porn I can and make as much money as I can in a week and then ask for a more normal size. Maybe about 9in. That's me, always thinking.

Ummmm.... I'm 9 inches...and, as I was told by earlier tonight... that's NOT normal...
More on that in my blog :biggrin1:

 

[8dot75]

I'd tell the Penie Genie to spend my wish on someone ELSE !!!-

I'm perfectly happy with what I have .

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I would send him away. I learned to like what i have. It wouldnt make sense to change it now.

 

[7x6]

Interesting how almost everyone missed my point and started talking inches. My real point was to ask others who fantasize about having a bigger cock if they'd want the 'perfect' size, a compromise between satisfying, impressing and not intimidating prospective partners or if they'd rather have something rather less practical. I know I definately fall into the latter group, even though, if I had the cock of my dreams, I suspect that the woman I love would almost certainly have never let it near her...

 

[basque9]

I would ask to retain the cock that I have as far as size..it is sufficient!
But, I would ask that I have the ability to shape shift it , depending on the demands of the receiving partner! I think this would help me to be a more satisfying lover to more people!

 

[lorne]

i'd want to have a T-1000 (from Terminator 2) like dick that could expand and contract as I saw fit. That'd be pretty awesome.

hahaha but it be cold as ice stainless steal is never warm and if it got gold skin would stick to it, Id say go with the stretch dude from fantastic four, or stretch armstrong the only thing worth while with t-1000 is the name

Id ask the genie to give me and inch more in circumf, and maybe in length but that depends on the day he appears on Im usually happy with the length. Id ask the genie if I could could hold another genie in my balls though that way people would have to rub one out to get their wishes

 

[superslam]

I'd love to be freakishly large. Just a fantasy

 

[smarck]

1 inch more in length and 0.5 inch in girth!I think everyone would be greedy if this genie appeared....

 

[yngjock20]

I'd ask to go from 6.8" to 7.5". That's like 5/8 of an inch added on?

 

[D_Skamall Skidmarx]

1 inch lenght and 6.5 girth.
But genie has appeared lately. I succeed in having several orgasms without ejaculating.

 

[str82fcuk]

I would ask to be the same size both hard and flaccid (to save me the embarrassing hell of having to try to explain that it really does grow from as little as one inch soft to about 7.95 inches hard ....

 

[wants2bebigger]

what a sucky job for a genie to have you know? i mean their powers are limited only to manipulating the size of male genitals.

 

[pavement]

Why not span the Universe so large it moves through time back to the beginning and out to the end then folds over onto itself consuming itself as it goes along until finally nothing remains save the myth that once there was anything more than less
more or less.

 

[B_Just Joe]

cant i just wish women could handle it instead?

 

[B_cigarbabe]

I just want a dick,any large size will do
and a guy to fuck!
cigarbabe:saevil:

 

[DarkPhantom]

I'd tell the Penie Genie to spend my wish on someone ELSE !!!-

I'm perfectly happy with what I have .

What he said. :smile: