If the penis genie appeared...

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what a sucky job for a genie to have you know? i mean their powers are limited only to manipulating the size of male genitals.

wow if thats the only power they have I guess I'm already a genie with a pretty sucky job :tongue: (no seriously though I can do more than just manipulate the size of male genitals so I must be even better than a genie :biggrin1: )
 

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I'm actually very content with my current size:

7.75 x 6.25

I have felt for a long time that it's the ideal/perfect size...it's well above average, but not too big for some girls. And when I say that I'm "very content" I actually truly mean it and am not just saying it to make myself feel better.
 

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Three times as long and maybe a little bit thicker. Then I'd REALLY have the biggest one. As long as the genie only works for me. Otherwise everyone would also have a bigger one.
 

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I'd ask for a 2ft long and 1ft thick cock with balls the size of grapefruits. Then I'd do all the porn I can and make as much money as I can in a week and then ask for a more normal size. Maybe about 9in. That's me, always thinking.
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You'd be suited for making porn with a cow.

Too much is enough too much.
 

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I'd choose example #1 and: a "shower" instead of "grower". And I'd keep the foreskin rather than have it cut off without my consent.

Repeating the examples:
1: You could ask for something that would get reacions of "too big" from 5% of prospective partners, which would of course probably be not enough to impress a real size queen.

2: big enough to worry 50% but not big enough to to hear "you are the biggest" every single time.

3: Maybe you'd prefer something that would have 95% saying "you aren't getting near me with that thing" but leave the rest worshiping your incredible size.

4. Something more like 99% where it's so big that life becomes a quest to find the ultimate unsatified size queen and finally give him/her what she/he needs.
 

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I want 6x5 on monday in the afternoon and in the same day at night 7x5
tuesday I want 8x5.5 for the wholeday
wednesday i want 8x6 for the afternoon and 8x6.5 at night
thursday I want 7.5x6 at noon and at night 8.5x6
friday-sunday I want 8x6.5 whole day


If thats to much to ask let me know peenie weenee stick