If there were no LPSG.....

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  1. Pecker

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    What would you do if LPSG ceased to exist? Life wouldn't be the same.

    Would you then realize the immense amount of time you spent on the board and decide to do something constructive with this free time such as:

    Arrange the paper clips in the desk drawer in perfectly even stacks of 10?

    Maybe you'd show up at the town jail and lock yourself in Otis's cell and play checkers with the deputy through the bars?

    Sell your computer at a yard sale?

    C'mon, folks, what would you do?
     
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    I'd jump back into my scrapbooking....which I'm actually trying to phase back into.
     
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    I'd be having alot more sex...that's for sure.
     
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    I'd pluck my leg hairs rather than shaving them.

    I'd start sewing my costumes by hand rather than using the machines.

    I'd take up day trading.



    Please oh please oh please don't leave me LPSG!
     
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    For starters I would try to figure what I had done to create this tragedy and then I would unstrap my leg and proceed to kicking myself in the head until I was unconcious after which I would hopefully go into a comatose world where LPSG still existed. Jail cell playing checkers with the deputy huh? Sounds incredibly sexy--any volunteers here to play the deputy? I need a beefy older man with authority issues. For obvious reasons I can do the Otis part blindfolded.

    Seriously though I try not to think much about it. want to know what would really happen? Look at my behavior yesterday just trying to log in I went ballistic and at that point I could still read the posts-- imagine the meltdown if it all vanished.
    I guess Potash would suffer the most.
     
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    If there was no lpsg for me I dont think i would be able to tell the difference, I still do plenty of things like play sports and hunt, but then again I love this site for all of its information, and its not all about sex.
     
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    Not scrapbooking!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! LOL
     
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    I might actually get papers graded on time. We musn't let that happen!
     
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    Have I told you lately that you have nice tits, even in safe mode?
     
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    is it so bad? :D I actually started it when my first son was born and have only done his book. I actually just started one that covers my husband's navy career and then I have to get on with my other son's.
     
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    Yours aren't so bad either! ;) And these days, safe mode is the only way to play.
     
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    Ha! I'll try to remember that while everything I view online looks like a Warhol creation. Somebody buy me a fucking computer!

    Ahem, meanwhile the techie guy that left me this one finally called me and gave me some of the info I need to fix it, so I may be able to save this one, which would be great.
     
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    For a few weeks now, there pretty much HAS BEEN no LPSG for me! I'll tell you, Fall Semester is kicking my ass!

    But I've certainly kept going by anticipating those free moments (yeah, like here at four-thirty AM) to get back here and read awhile.

    If there were no LPSG, like DMW, I'd likely get all my student papers graded on time, and I know I'd do a better job of keeping up with my reading, but my life would be a bit less rich as well.
     
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    If there were no LPSG, I woul dhave to travel from state to state to PERSONALLY torment and tickle some of my favorite people (you know who you are--yes STEVE BEar--you're ON the list). ;-)
     
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    Who's that at the door, dear?

    I dunno. It's for you. Keeps saying "kitchie kitchie koo! i've found you!"
     
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    Given gas prices these days, Lex, that couldn't pay well, but what a public service! ;)

    Actually, YOU would likely garner some heavy tips with such a career. :)
     
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    Can I come, Lex? Can I come?
     
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    Absolutely, GoneA--hop right on in! Steve Bear, $2.20 a gallon couldn't keep me from finding you in your big mountain bear hideaway.

    And I TRUST that you know WHERE to put the tip and how long to keep your hand in the general area, right? Grrrrrr. ;)
     
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    thank you, thank you, thank you.

    **hops in Lex's SUV and travels from state to state tormenting and tickling said individuals**

    life's good.
     
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    Oh, I wanna come too! Imagine the fun we could have on the ride!
     
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