If they can have a National Cleavage Day then we SHOULD have a N'al Bulge Day right!

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You would never have a restaurant called "Big Peckers" in honor of men with big penises. But we have one dedicated to women's chest: Hooters. Men would never accompany women to such a restaurant; it would feel "gay" or give them a major complex (feel inferior).

How would the "pre-measured" men dress at Big Peckers?: no underwear under their sweats, jeans, etc (21 and over).:biggrin1:

I want to see this restaurant established now. All the waiters have to be shirtless, oiled and in orange speedos. Horse-shoe cock-rings are mandatory. Builds range from twink to hunk. Body hair isn't acceptable for "food safety". :p

:D
 

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I want to see this restaurant established now. All the waiters have to be shirtless, oiled and in orange speedos. Horse-shoe cock-rings are mandatory. Builds range from twink to hunk. Body hair isn't acceptable for "food safety". :p

:D

Big Peckers - literally hungovered:biggrin1:!
 
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I want to see this restaurant established now. All the waiters have to be shirtless, oiled and in orange speedos. Horse-shoe cock-rings are mandatory. Builds range from twink to hunk. Body hair isn't acceptable for "food safety". :p

:D

yikes..I think shirtless and hairy with thin basketball shorts would be much nicer!
 

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I like the restaurant idea, except the name - I think it should be called "The Lunchbox". :tongue: :biggrin1: :smile:
 

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I disagree with breasts being secondary organs..they figure prominently in the reproductive process ( to provide milk if I'm correct ) so there should be no double standard .
Naaaaah.
The primary sex organs are the organs directly involved in, and required for, intercourse.
The breasts are way downstream in this sense.
I get what you mean, but it's not a double standard ... it's biology.

For the record, mike ... breasts actually provide orange juice.
;-)
 
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Naaaaah.
The primary sex organs are the organs directly involved in, and required for, intercourse.
The breasts are way downstream in this sense.
I get what you mean, but it's not a double standard ... it's biology.

For the record, mike ... breasts actually provide orange juice.
;-)

True, breasts are not technically genitalia, but if there were a male equivalent, you wouldn't see a chain restaurant named in their honor (i.e., big pecs).
 

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True, breasts are not technically genitalia, but if there were a male equivalent, you wouldn't see a chain restaurant named in their honor (i.e., big pecs).

We'll have to find a middle ground between the above, which seems true, and:
You would never have a restaurant called "Big Peckers" in honor of men with big penises.
... which is, if anything, even more true.

Entre les chaises much?
;-)